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Chocolate dreamsicle dipped in velvet. @RecurseCenter alum. She/her 🍄

[.ǝloɔ @fantasticole]

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the ground in the morning the devil says, "oh shit, she's up." @MsTeresaYounger 👏🏽

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[uché blackstock, md @uche_blackstock]

People always expect the oppressed to have compassion and never the oppressor.

[Monét @monetxchange]

BABY I’M A THICK ICON.

[Chaos Bride Kyelaag @Monstrous_Fest]

Folks are talking about police a bunch, and that's something I might actually be able to provide context for.

Police are never, and will never be, required to endanger themselves in any way for any reason. This has been litigated thoroughly.

[make up a guy @makeupaguy]

guy who pronounces LGBT as "el jibbity"

[.ǝloɔ @fantasticole]

@puppypuppypupx3 My last name doesn’t start with an s?

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@superSGHP @misspinkkate Lmao this was me last week. Hope you feel better soon! 💗

[north @northxix]

i’m not a car guy but i fw the trans mission

[Orikron 🇵🇹 骆培思 @orikron]

I FUCKING LOVE TRAINS, I LOVE BEING ABLE TO HOP ON A TRAIN AND GET TO MY DESTINATION SWIFTLY AND CHEAPLY WHILE SACRIFICING NO LEISURE TIME AND HAVING NEAR ZERO CHANCE OF BEING INVOLVED IN AN ACCIDENT, I FUCKING LOVE NOT GETTING STUCK IN TRAFFIC OR LOOK FOR A PARKING SPACE

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

How come you only hear about people being under the weather? Shout out to all the folks who are above the weather, feeling good as shit and whatnot.

[.ǝloɔ @fantasticole]

@lilymischief Eating a Kit Kat by methodically biting the chocolate off the edges before eating the wafers one by one from the top down, scratching each layer of chocolate into my mouth with my teeth as I go 🙃

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

If you make a mistake, so what?
You never think mean stuff about me when I make a mistake

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@super_attackpea

[Signal @signalapp]

We've had an uptick in usage in Eastern Europe & rumors are circulating that Signal is hacked & compromised. This is false. Signal is not hacked. We believe these rumors are part of a coordinated misinformation campaign meant to encourage people to use less secure alternatives.

[anton 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @podviaznikov]

Please support Ukraine.

You can donate money here https://t.co/RAIOHkn2HE. Bitcoin, bank transfer, whatever you have.

If you donate now and send me receipt I will match.
In total 10K USD across all donations together.

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@caitlyn_jones @lilymischief At least you didn't get food poisoning! 😅
https://t.co/6WQaW1SAeg

[@chimeracoder.bsky.social 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder]

The last time I had a boyfriend on Valentine's day, he tried making pancakes for me, but was such a bad cook that his pancakes literally gave me food poisoning. 🤢🤮

[Good Willsmith @GoodWillsmith]

the best news segment i’ve seen pretty much ever. the raw damaged poetry of it. like Werner Herzog assessing St. Louis

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@_gubean Dope

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@ciarrajw That might have been my favorite song from the movie. Definitely the one that stayed with me most!