Fantastique Jack

French diplomat with very little patience.

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@sainsburys We understand - please note that many need to place orders for vulnerable relatives who live far away and cant use the computer! Can you add a function to your online account that we can update info to please?

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@sainsburys need to be prioritised for home delivery as 70 year old mother has COPD and dementia - cant register that need on your site or your phone line. How can we do this please? I know you are swamped and am grateful for your help. Parents in floods of tears xx

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@Rubywax My 2 year old Niece is watching telly. She cant really say her S'ss. She replaces them with D's. She is watching Stick Man and shouting his name loudly!

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@IrvineJackie @RevDavidColes @RevRichardColes Um! That is about my commute. I wonder if my boss would let me have a dog? !

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@RevDavidColes @RevRichardColes How much exercise will he need daily?

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We love this book! Join us to gear more about it @SquareWine on June 9th in #Warwick https://t.co/9Ob7G5tqAJ

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@revkatebottley 'Jesus loves gays as much as Kanye loves Kanye'

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@warwick_books @KitdeWaal @VikingBooks It is on my dairy! Love a trip to #warwick

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@LindaRiley8 @BritLGBTAwards @vickybeeching Doesn't Beeching have the best hair? Like ALWAYS. How is this possible?

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@lenadunham @lennyletter Feeling very grateful to live in the UK today. ( I don't normally... )

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@warwick_books @KitdeWaal @VikingBooks Is she local? Will you be having an event? I've heard about this one. Sounds brilliant!

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Are parents of teenage children as scared and bemused by them (not their own... teenagers in general) as those of us without kids?

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What better way to start the day but meeting a great author? Can't wait to travel between the pages of #AManIKnow https://t.co/NpquLC7qAZ

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@matthaig1 I wouldn't. Think of the Christmas cards.

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Thankful that I can pay the mortgage this month and treat my lovely friends to a trip to Twinnings #grateful

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Happy to be working even though sometimes I hate my job #grateful

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Happy for croissants, coffee and bad TV #grateful

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Happy to see my family today and got their love and support #grateful

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@revkatebottley It must take a lot of strength to be a vicar. Moving from sadness to hope and joy. Your Parish are lucky to have you X

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Grateful that I picked my own tea this evening and for curling up to watch Grayson Perry #grateful