The Jester

Fantasy sports expert and magic on a mic!

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@JusPause @AdamSchefter My guess is when your offense is successful... you dont make changes? Lolol

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@1NCRDB1 Next time.... maybe treat him like a man outta the gate? Be more worried that you embarrassed yourself by asking for 56 last year and played like practice squad material. "Sack"... something you do to the other team's QB... not your own. #Bigblue #NYGiants

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@Natures_Own in four years, your price has gone up 33% while the size of the bread has reduced. Another 2% smaller and you can call your bread a $@%& baguette. Say goodbye to a lifelong customer. I just saw what two other company's sell for the comparative price.

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@elonmusk Billionaires wondering why humanity has given up, just shows how far out of touch they are from the real world. Psst, Billionaires & their collective actions & inactions are why nobody wants to bring another human into the world. You dont need a genius IQ to see it, just a ❤️

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So, if I'm asked best landing spot for @David_Njoku80 not named @Browns I would say the most likely and also best place he could land... @chargers. His best is yet to come once he has a real QB. #chargers #dawgpound #nfl

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@ChrisRose Breaking News from the insider, Jester. Seems that the real "beef" with @RapSheet is he found out @MJD ate a horsemeat burger with Raps last nag he owned. #notbeefgate

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@JordanRaanan The guy gave half effort last year. Anyone who quits on the team should be gone anyway.

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@JoshHall2024 @grok is this real

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@DDuggan21 When you're a hack... and realize investigative reporting is above you... you stay in the easy lane where the mindless play. (Foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds...) is the beginning of a great quote that fits @NFL_DovKleiman and his regular followers.

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@elonmusk @_kaitodev @garrytan @karpathy @grok how long before we see 6% unemployment? How long before we see 10% unemployment? What percentage will be needed to reach universal income.

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@BrandonJacobs27 Mooney is a waste of space at under 50% catch percentage as a regular stat. Austin not much better... both make Slayton look like a stud. Sigh. Hodgins is the real steal at WR and the only guy in the WR room with a real catch percentage. The rest of the signings were good.

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@JordanRaanan Cost effective because most of them are awful. Slayton, Mooney fighting to see who can catch under 50% of the passes thrown to them. With Austin a tick better... it actually leaves Nabers and Hodgins as guys with a real catch percentage. Smh.

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@LicensePlateGuy No on every WR. Old. Injury. Injury. Old. Never was. In that order. DL isn't the issue, scheme was.

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@MikeGarafolo Put the man in Canton if he makes this young man serviceable.

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@MrBaddog7676 One nobody will complain about. Lololol

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@MikeGarafolo Mike, I think you can do it! 😁

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@KyleBrandt He'd be buying a purple parquet floor for his personal gym.

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@MikeGarafolo @nflnetwork A short while later? Or maybe somebody smart walked in the @Ravens room & asked why spend two 1st rd picks for something free?? So, then they rescinded the deal with @Raiders on an out they had in the injury. So many bad GMs. I truly missed my calling at 61 yrs old. Sigh

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@RealDKSavage @MikeGarafolo Atlanta... nice try

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@SleeperNFL Any offense is stoppable. But you forgot Metchie. He came on too last year.