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[johanna @fantine000]

i mean suicide is not “wrong” per se but it would be, like, a wrong thing for me to do

[soph @alivegirl001101]

Do you believe in magic in a young girls heart?

[Steve @SteveFlanders22]

new paper came out on the accuracy of prediction markets

tldr, they are very accurate

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I am being foolish. Because of my genetic predisposition to foolishness. My father was a fool, bless his heart. Bless our hearts

[冷凍芭蕉 @TPatbat]

Just being alive at the same time is an unimaginable karmic connection that should make our hearts burst with compassion

[johanna @fantine000]

The CIA trying to reel back the damage caused to society by Cointelpro by reporting on Cointelpro

[Alastair Roberts @zugzwanged]

It is what he would have wanted.

[johanna @fantine000]

AutoScam

[Ryan @ryandpetersen]

We should speedrun Woke 1.0 every autumn

[johanna @fantine000]

women are probably just turning the lid the wrong way when they’re having problems “opening the jar”

[@redaction @redaction]

Why is nobody crowdfunding Bloomberg Terminal access and then relaying all of its information in a public vibecoded clone

[johanna @fantine000]

@samc00ke This would go hard as a sleazebag garage pop-rock song in the 90s

[johanna @fantine000]

Having a carotenoid glow with ultra-fair skin is my special trait

[johanna @fantine000]

My parents don’t understand why I’m weird bc they forgot that we took in my extremely schizophrenic cousin who is stuck in the 1980s for three years

[Zilu @girlspope]

Texts to send as a #tsundere: ‘Kick Rocks!,’ ‘Kitten will block you,’ ‘You don’t mean anything to me,’ ‘I would like to be mean to you,’ ‘I would like to be more meaning,’ ‘Do you feel my warm mouth?’, ‘Do you feel my warm mouth in your warm mouth?,’ ‘Do you even want to?’

[patark @orbofweed]

i just used AI to uplift tinashe

[johanna @fantine000]

@alivegirl001101 Yes

[johanna @fantine000]

the food i make for me and a 4 yr old

[johanna @fantine000]

@alivegirl001101