Jeff F

Common sense can take you far.

[Jeff F @fantlj]

At least someone is happy today!

[Jeff F @fantlj]

Even Queen Vashti refused to do what @kanyewest 's wife did (and she was k*lled for it)

[Jeff F @fantlj]

The hair sniff heard around the world.

[Jeff F @fantlj]

I hate it when you're at work and nobody is around so you fart and then your coworker comes over to ask you a question.

[Jeff F @fantlj]

Being 35 means going to bed at 22:30 on NYE and being ecstatic about getting 8 hours of sleep.

[Jeff F @fantlj]

Whoever made today's @nytimes Strands just bageled all of us. #notajew

[Jeff F @fantlj]

Hitting the Israeli jackpot: getting a same-day dental hygienest appointment in the kupah.

[Jeff F @fantlj]

I keep holding out hope that Israelis are going to let me out of the elevator before they try to go in. #cultureshock

[Jeff F @fantlj]

When will Israelis learn driving etiquette?

[Jeff F @fantlj]

Who's idea of "rest after getting your foot run over by a car" involved chasing after 5 boys all day long? When's my next shmira...?

[Jeff F @fantlj]

Fact check: I work 10 times harder at home than at base.

[Jeff F @fantlj]

Thanks @benshapiro and @RealCandaceO for making my night patrol in the Jordan Valley that much more interesting. #idf

[Eli Lebowicz @EliLebowicz]

My friend and current IDF soldier Jeff Fantl just sent me this picture with a simple sentence about putting on Tefillin:

“If I can do it in the army, they can do it at home.”

[Jeff F @fantlj]

@MattWalshShow I think the distinction made between "sex" and "gender" is used incorrectly by the left. Sex determines if you're a man or woman, gender determines if your more masculine or feminine. You can be a masculine woman or a feminine man...doesn't mean you're of the other sex.

[Jeff F @fantlj]

Can someone remind which level of Hell in Dante's Inferno is considered a visit to the dental hygienist?

[Jeff F @fantlj]

Hard pass on rainbow-colored challah.

[Jeff F @fantlj]

You think anyone ever said, "wow this food is bland, it can really use a bay leaf"?

[Jeff F @fantlj]

@spideychaIamet @HComicConBE So bogus. The two best characters in the show are Dustin and Erica. Then maybe Lucas. Mike sucks and has become useless. Nothing to do with race.

[Jeff F @fantlj]

@realDailyWire can you please uncancel @LauraOsnes and write a musical for her? She rocks

[Jeff F @fantlj]

@EdenEinav I can get on board with that.

[Jeff F @fantlj]

Not every cup of coffee needs to be an experience.