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Going to med school to figure out what the fuck is wrong with me.

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I need a subscription service for tortilla chips.

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@Severn987 Belt loops

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@clapifyoulikeme This case demonstrates a.

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@Cheesymanfredo I live in a town where they're trying to build one and lemme tell you, they're out there. Making it harder to actually protest them.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

The worst part about loving musicals is there’s so few people out there who you can talk about them with and, even worse, the ones who do want to talk about them are all theater kids

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I just don't think this quantity of pollen is necessary.

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@Agoge_Yeasty Because that's the president's job?

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@clapifyoulikeme I'm so happy for her. She's been doing bits on Instagram reels and she is soooo funny.

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@Lyn_Marie Well they did invent a whole new type of vaccine for COVID. The science was there and ready, but it very much was a whole new type of vaccine.

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@jzux Ennui

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

speaking as glibly as Beavis & Butthead. does T***p even grasp the profound significance of what he has set in motion in the Middle East? this person whose most essential self is riding in a golf cart fatly, cheating at the profoundly insignificant game of leisure golf when he assumes no one is looking.

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@clapifyouhateme Good soup.

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@clapifyouhateme Oh I'm eating well tonight.

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@annakayerogers High school is crazy...

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@clapifyoulikeme Me when the lesbian scored to tie the hockey game that we later won.

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Nap time

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@clapifyoulikeme New fucked up Bacon Number just released.

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@theonetonhammer Hey real quick, where is the face?

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The Olivia Benson/Ed Tucker thing was weird and that was never adequately resolved right? You don't just date somebody who antagonized you for years and arrested you for murder.

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@clapifyoulikeme "We want nothing to do with the times bc of genocide" is objectively a funny thing for them to say when they are slamming the "get attention from the media" button with no concrete steps towards actual resolution of what they perceive to be an issue.