Leslie Fantone

(Infantino)

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

Told my doctor I was depressed and he asked me if I’d thought about killing myself. Hell of a piece of medical advice but here goes nothing

[victoria 🫶🏻 @litttlesnappy]

forgive me, rochester, i was not familiar with your game

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

Oh you backed into your parking spot, I didn’t realize I was dealing with a secret agent on a classified mission

[chadchad @thechadx2]

I think I somehow deluded myself into thinking America might choose a woman over the worst man alive

[Samantha Bush @stillonzoloft]

“The social media intern” guys i hate to tell you this but that’s a 32 year old with full benefits doing that

[Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight]

I just learned the professional way to say "I told you so":

"This was identified early on as a likely outcome."

[Toney! Toni! Toné! @the_notorious_]

Don’t invite me anywhere with a chaotic parking situation.

[Kristin Chenoweth @KChenoweth]

Yall. I just cried thinking of losing my dog. She is healthy. Why do i do this ???

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks & apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information

[Leslie Fantone @fantoneblue072]

@peacemaker29

[Daniel Harms @InHarmsWay19]

IR

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Therapy is not enough I need to uppercut my father

[ٰ @moralgrey]

no rizz, just poor financial decisions and the inability to stfu about my hyperfixations

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I would never suggest to my contacts which photo of me to program into their phone. It is my deepest hope that for the rest of our lives it’s some weird drunk photo of me from 2014

[Leslie Fantone @fantoneblue072]

@every1welcome_ Earp means acceptance

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

my job is just…worry