Swoopy Hendrix

Dr. Swoops fka. Boston Ernie. #turnuptherkelly

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@a_daponta Daran

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Daren

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My boy thirsty

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Baby jeeter sparked up magners in hand and pussy on my mind.

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Magners till I fucking D I E…. Boy

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Saying hey toots to the bartender

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I’m soaking alone I need someone to come jump on my bed.

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Butt chugged 4 beers. It’s a Monday thing you wouldn’t get it

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The fart heard around the world.

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@Nauyokasaurus Both

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Trying to scare my dad behind the door but he saw my boner before he saw me… so it’s fucking ruined.

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Getting fucking Italian every 5th Friday of the month.

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When you fall asleep first at the sleepover and wake up with your dick and balls welded together

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Fucked up in the north end but I’m acting fucking “ITALIAN” so it don’t matter

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Staying in, got a bottle of Jergens and Fergie on the TV all a mf need tbh.

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I want nachos so good we fight our friends for next

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I just came here for sex drugs and lobster rolls

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Farting in line

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Papa is back with the sack #jacksack