gary

So metal that I rust in the shower. You can call me Dad now.

[gary @fappy_chan]

Smells like fucked ass in here

[gary @fappy_chan]

If the score for Sgt doesn’t open this for October 🙃

[gary @fappy_chan]

Recruiting school in October. Honestly pretty stoked 👍

[gary @fappy_chan]

Im gonna be a cop when I grow up

[Invisible Friends @InvsbleFriends]

🏖️💥

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[gary @fappy_chan]

Remember when I went to jail?

[gary @fappy_chan]

Got sniped for duty just because a Corporal looked at me

[gary @fappy_chan]

Why tf are you still haunting my dreams

[gary @fappy_chan]

Meanwhile, I'm fucking hot now. Suck it, haters.

[gary @fappy_chan]

Some of y'all peaked in high school and it shows.

[gary @fappy_chan]

There's a hole in my head and heart

[gary @fappy_chan]

Well gah dayum

[gary @fappy_chan]

Also conflicted, cuz I wanna re-enlist but then I officially become a fed.

[gary @fappy_chan]

My plan currently: buy rental properties, become a landlord, get out of the Marine Corps and get high asf in the desert with Smithy Boy.

[gary @fappy_chan]

I switched to soy/almond milk months ago and I ain't lookin' back.

[gary @fappy_chan]

Why am I so bad at golf. irl and video games ):

[gary @fappy_chan]

Hell no I'm not having any more kids. My kid's already an asshole.

[gary @fappy_chan]

Holy shit

[gary @fappy_chan]

@edaniellion Proud of u