E(liz)abeth

my mom says hey

[E(liz)abeth @far_ah_well]

As I get older the more I relate to Ted Mosby

[rayyy lmao 🔜 OffKai @RayNarvaezJr]

some of the best years of my life :)

[silly lily @sillylilylmaoo]

the aerodynamics of a guinea pig if anyone cares

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

on my way to fucking GET YOU

[𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphor_glow]

are you showering correctly?

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this drip >>>

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

I can’t hear anyone talk about Star Wars Day anymore without thinking about this video:

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Dick Van Dyke turned 100 years old a few months ago and is no longer allowed to play with LEGOs.

[SteffyEvans @SteffyEvans]

Don’t forget, the next time your favorite streamer ignores your gifts, this streamer is over here doing this for 1 bit

[Dylan Ali @dylanali_]

Buddy I will walk down to DC and rewrite the constitution myself if it’ll get him in the White House

[Iran Army Media @IranArmyMedia]

Dear Americans,

Your President is a Pedophile

[𝕌𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕕𝕠𝕘𝔹𝕋: 𝔹𝕃𝕄 ✊🏿 @B_Rabbit843]

GOOD because defunding educational television is stupid.

[Mrs. Wicker Park @fionaapplescock]

This is what Jesus woulda done btw not that evangelical going to hell bullshit

[E(liz)abeth @far_ah_well]

I miss old twitter

[Chioma @Merchimaaa]

SHE HAS A NAME!!!!!!!

Eva Ramón Gallegos successfully eliminates HPV

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

To promote the new show ‘Jimmy Neutron’, Nickelodeon ran promos in the early 2000s where Jimmy would walk out during a cartoon & use an invention to alter it in some way.

Here is what Jimmy did in ‘SpongeBob’ Season 1, Episode 20, "Hooky.”

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

Okay this is funny

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

Proof the shows we watched as kids were lower stimulation