Courtney and Kim

You can find us wherever there are cheap drink specials. We will probably be drinking Coors Light aka nectar of the gods.

[Courtney and Kim @far_from_sober]

Remember when you stuck your fingers down my throat? #whatbestfriendsdo

[Courtney and Kim @far_from_sober]

Why yes, officer, us and the 100 cans of keystone along with the 2 bags of franzia are the only things at this party. #dumbdrunks

[Courtney and Kim @far_from_sober]

"The last thing I can remember is chugging a mason jar of moonshine." #weddingproblems

[Courtney and Kim @far_from_sober]

Starting the 12 hour challenge, drinking from 7 to 7. Wish us luck!!! #springbreak #drunkgirlouting

[Courtney and Kim @far_from_sober]

"I didn't know that when I agreed to hang out with you during Spring Sing week that I'd be entering an AA program" #drunkgirlproblems

[Courtney and Kim @far_from_sober]

"I only have 2 dollars, so we have to pregame before we go to the bars." #helpmeimpoor #collegekid

[Courtney and Kim @far_from_sober]

Slamming beers in a Starbucks bathroom. #reallife #superbowl

[Courtney and Kim @far_from_sober]

"You know I chose the right internship when my supervisor has 2 cases of coors in his office" #destiny #balla

[Courtney and Kim @far_from_sober]

"Can we reference all they have to drink is ONE bottle of wine? Is this a fuckin bed and breakfast?" #hightolerancewoes #saddrunk

[Courtney and Kim @far_from_sober]

"My friend promised me there would be one or two straight guys at the gay bar. Lies!" #notsosmart #qualitymanhunting

[Courtney and Kim @far_from_sober]

going out to the bars just isnt the same when we arent together.....one solution #getdrunk #wednesday

[Courtney and Kim @far_from_sober]

"We need to franchise that shit" #welovehowl #ouronlyproblemisnobooze

[Courtney and Kim @far_from_sober]

Why is the bar closed on Christmas??! #thingsthatarestupid

[Courtney and Kim @far_from_sober]

damn you, Indiana and your no alcohol sales on Sunday...#needacoors

[Drunk Girl Problems @DrunkGirlProbz]

diamonds are forever but so is a lifetime supply of vodka #drunkgirlproblems

[Courtney and Kim @far_from_sober]

Crud Light #mightaswelldrinkhotdogwater

[Courtney and Kim @far_from_sober]

On the plane the steward said everyone in rows 25-30 got free beer andwine I bolted to the back of the plane-there were only 24 rows #ripoff

[Courtney and Kim @far_from_sober]

"I'm bored so I counted the profile pictures I'm drunk in. 30 of 86." #accomplishment

[Drunk Girl Problems @DrunkGirlProbz]

if I die drunk does that mean I'll be drunk in heaven too? #drunkgirlproblems

[Marcos Crypto @MarcosBTCreal]

#thatawkwardmoment when you realize the wine at church is the same wine they use for slap-the-bag #CTL