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[shona @Officiallshona]

Bruh Nigerians are too obsessed with marriage. Especially for a majority of people whose grew up with parents in dysfunctional marriages 😫

[Goz @SanjitheSage]

It's been 55 days since the children were Kidnapped in Oyo State, 55 days of suffering, yet no action has been taken.

[Funmi Ojo, Cosmetic Scientist. @YourCosmetist]

A twentysumn year old is pregnant and you’re acting like she betrayed you.

She had sex. Like 90% of the other people her age are doing.
Now whether she was nonchalant about birth control or didn’t have the information necessary is a different story.

Ditch the theatrics pls.

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

so the whole country is just going to move on from the kidnapped children and their teachers? it’s so sad mehn.💔💔

bola ahmed tinubu, i curseee you.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“You need to have a baby now, so you won’t be lonely when you get old”

But the last time you saw your own mum was in 2019, she no lonely?

[𝕆𝕘_𝕛𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕗 @C_enyinnah1]

No shit, Sherlocks
Make my baby and I drink Garri?

[Oguyo oguyo @atienohh]

And you know this as a single beautiful woman or as the less beautiful one?

[MissG🦋 @MissGijae]

Women are almajiris abi, okay oo let’s talk
When you go to the bank, the security guards will beg you (they’re usually men)
Go to a restaurant security guys will beg you (men again)
Delivery riders feel entitled to more than their delivery fee (men again)
Should I continue????!

[PAZ✨ @PazqalEriq]

Nigerians think Expensive = Luxury and that is why we have so many rubbish people are claiming as luxury brands.

[Lavender ☭ 🇰🇵 @iLavenderLush]

They're known for King Leopold who ordered that the black slaves have their hands and feet cut off with a machete for not meeting their rubber quota!

[Bukky baby @theOlubukolami_]

I also need women to speak up more about how much a bad debtors men are and how much they beg too

Men be on here calling women Almajiri yet they’re always begging for money and loans from women they never pay back

[Oserin💖✨ @DamilohunA]

her name is Senator Akpoti Uduaghan.

you never see the media addressing male senators or politicians w their first names.

you will address her properly. Senator Akpoti Uduaghan to you.

[Ethel @Ethelreadsbooks]

American authors when writing about their country’s food: casserole, lasagna, clam chowder, chicken pot pie, eggs and bacon, Gumbo,

Me: Googles to find out what they are talking about.

Nigerian authors: Bean cake, Steamed Bean Pudding, Spicy meat broth,
Fried dough balls.

Me:

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

THOUSANDS have been arrested for criticising Israel.

ZERO have been arrested for raping children.

[Brooda John @Nigeriangod_]

Saw a TikTok video where a woman took her husband to court to divorce him,her reason was that the man had fathered five children outside his marriage,she was so smart that she got all the documents evidence of his children outside of their marriage.

I’m so proud of her that she walked away from that shame of a marriage cos that the biggest form of disrespect to her.

[Oserin💖✨ @DamilohunA]

I avoid men that call other men simps.

they insult men that humanize women, men that love on women, that treat women like the living goddesses they are.

I can’t even befriend such. please stay away from me.

[Kene 😍 @ur1stmemeplug]

Let the best team win😌🎉

[Maryam @hell_line0]

TX woman gets an abortion. So Texas cops used 83,000 cameras to track her down.

83 THOUSAND.

And I can't find an article that shows where cops used even 100 cameras to find a rapist.
If you can? Let me know.

Un fucking real.

[Sugabelly 🌕 @sugabelly]

Average Nigerian man is a sexual assaulter from a very young age.

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

It's genuinely disturbing that Law & Order SVU has managed to stay on air for decades without running out of stories about violence against women. The writers aren't struggling for ideas because reality keeps supplying them.