Faraaz Roy

i do it for you

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

You either get replaced by an Indian CEO or live long enough to see yourself become the Indian CEO

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

How mfs were discussing marvel movies at the lunch table back in the day

[Ken Cheng @kenchengcomedy]

if you're not doing this you might as well set your money on fire

[j @goodboyjpg]

It's time to try defining gravity

[Dani Gomez @DaniGomezComedy]

What havoc was this cat wreaking on the streets to warrant a public announcement of his sterilization?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction.

They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones.

The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”

[Paign of Truth @danielalwaysoff]

Was he cheating on her with Joanna Coldbeeronafridaynight and Tamylynn Apairofjeansthatfitjustright?

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

mfs get a macbook and all of a sudden they got work to do in public places

[Large @LargeBarstool]

Question: You know how cocky you need to be to put a billboard up for an establishment that is nearly 600 miles away in the opposite direction?

Answer: You need to be Buc-ees-level cocky.

⛽️ 🦫

[Jeff D. Lowe @JeffDLowe]

I feel like it’s not an exaggeration to say this is one of the most shocking product changes in the history of food & beverage.

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

Do you think in a parallel universe they just call it parking?

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Francesco Molinari needed an Ace here to make the cut…

[gaut @0xgaut]

WWDC each year is Apple adding things you could do in Cydia little by little

[westerosies @westerosies]

😭

[peter @arabatman_]

“you feel me?” brother I haven’t felt anything since the scholastic book fair

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

I used to date her cousin Darcy Coldbeeronafridaynight

[gaut @0xgaut]

Data visualization when done well is so interesting