𝒱𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒶𝒸𝑒

my body isn’t a political playground

[eui @eueu185042]

🍅

[. @Fimiye]

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

[🦢 @damnidc__]

They'll do research on everything but PCOS and endometriosis

[Ry @TheKnightRy]

Le jour où mon ex m’insultait, me hurlait dessus et a dit « t’es bien contente de dormir ici » et que j’ai pu répondre « j’ai un salaire et une maison. Je vais juste prendre un uber et rentrer chez moi. »
J’ai compris pourquoi être indépendante était primordial.

[Violet Del Mar @Purplezmbiegrl]

She is one argument away from being homeless. Stay woke.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

went through my transaction history and everything adds up, nobody stole from me

[Unladylike @Death2Misogyny]

Yeah, seems pretty awesome to have some kids running around that I wouldn't have to take care of. Being a father sounds great!

[leon kennedy fans india @needsomeindomie]

‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man

[lynz @lynziekate]

I just have to say…

If Lightning McQueen has a million fans, I am one of them. If he has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If he has one fan, then that is me. If he has no fans, then I am no longer on this earth. If the world is against Lightning McQueen, then I am against the world.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘CARS’ will return to theaters in September to celebrate its 20th anniversary.

[Rory Blank @BoneJail]

How your coworker looks at you when you used a magic wishing stick to curse her with an uncontrolled and boundless love for you which she is imprisoned by

[Anna Horford @AnnaHorford]

Studies have always shown that if you provide necessities & help people thrive, it reduces crime.

[honey @saintpattinson]

robert pattinson: can i read the script?

christopher nolan: i'm christopher nolan..?

robert pattinson: okay, christopher nolan, can i read the script?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Just so you know, agriculture uses more water than data centres and golf courses combined.”

Yes, but we have to eat. We don’t have to use AI or play golf. This is a useless argument.

[Modihh @yogitss__]

first in my bloodline to hate men the way they should have been hated all this time.

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store