Landru Disrespecter

painfully self-aware dumbguy

[brian @brianonhere]

whoever designs online portals for local governments is making user interface decisions so bizarre and hostile they actually verge on avant-garde

[Landru Disrespecter @Farb_Syndicate]

This wouldn’t be as lame if it was The Octagon at The Pentagon. A showcase in martial prowess.

[Chrome Barracuda 🇺🇦🇪🇺🎄 @ChromeBarracuda]

It's not petty to find #UFCWhiteHouse distasteful. MMA is a new invention of tattooed thugs brutalizing each other in a cage, and the UFC is an awful corporation.

A wholesome showcase of American history, athleticism, and tenacity would be a college/folkstyle wrestling

[Landru Disrespecter @Farb_Syndicate]

@BangkokSkyRain $7.99 Meat & 3 Box. A sandwich, side, drink of your choice, in addition to mozzarella sticks and a peach cobbler desert. For a morning meal, I suggest this configuration of the box:

Ham and Swiss sandwich with potato cakes side.

A packet of Arby’s sauce and horseradish sauce.

[Landru Disrespecter @Farb_Syndicate]

and by “they,” I am referring to knicks fans.

[Landru Disrespecter @Farb_Syndicate]

they were punished by yahweh for their hubris. there are layers to this.

[girlboss don biggavelli @rwxoxo]

listen buddy, if the jews controlled the nba the knicks wouldn’t be in a 53 year championship drought to begin with

[Matt Stoller @matthewstoller]

The evil transgressions here are (1) Kate Bedington’s work as a mergers and acquisitions lobbyist at Brunswick and (2) CNN’s refusal to force disclosure.

Enough authoritarian corrupt Democrats.

[Reuters @Reuters]

The $TRUMP meme coin generated about $616 million for the Trump family, while buyers lost more than $700 million, according to Reuters' estimates. The coin has tumbled 97% from its January 2025 peak https://t.co/D6RjrGkMnV @specialreports

[Landru Disrespecter @Farb_Syndicate]

Rush is on the mind since they are touring again. Thinking about how every elder Gen-X Rush fan I knew (my father, my middle school algebra teacher, and my high school photo instructor) hated Hold Your Fire and every album after.

[Landru Disrespecter @Farb_Syndicate]

@tolstoybb Texas too

[Landru Disrespecter @Farb_Syndicate]

Reading Shatterpoint. This is early 2000s Mace Windu fan-fiction.

[Landru Disrespecter @Farb_Syndicate]

Bari Weiss should make Stephen A a 60 Minutes host

[Landru Disrespecter @Farb_Syndicate]

The Neil Peart bell groove on the ride cymbal worked in every Rush era.

[Landru Disrespecter @Farb_Syndicate]

Fannie Mae ad on X. it’s over.

[Landru Disrespecter @Farb_Syndicate]

It feels like we’ve had the same NPR personalities for a quarter century.

[Landru Disrespecter @Farb_Syndicate]

Which looksmaxxer will upload themselves to the cloud first?

[Landru Disrespecter @Farb_Syndicate]

Cyborg as a protected class

[Landru Disrespecter @Farb_Syndicate]

@tolstoybb Crackers and nerdles are not real. What industry comes up with such things?

[Landru Disrespecter @Farb_Syndicate]

There is only one person in my life who listens to Haim and has attended their concerts. They worked as a production assistant in the past and I’m fairly certain they started publicly listening to Haim as some weird in-group LA signaling.

[Landru Disrespecter @Farb_Syndicate]

Rush fan that refuses to listen to any album after Grace Under Pressure