brian

award winning housing provider

[brian @brianonhere]

these guys were essentially never really on my radar at any point in my life but lately whenever any song from this album comes on shuffle i’m like “Wow what’s this, this bangs”

[Kill Tim Faust 💀 @crulge]

OK. Because I anticipate it being a pain in my ass, I went through the Medicare for America proposal. My takeaway: It is a poorly crafted bill that gives private insurers huge advantages and creates a two-tier health finance system with a self-destructing public plan.

[brian @brianonhere]

@jazzanchovy freeball sundays

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

baby jordans never creased

[brian @brianonhere]

@StJohnofLombard stop bragging about that

[brian @brianonhere]

psa: swing by the tool library this evening and i’ll check you out a lawnmower

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

It’s so wasteful/expensive that everyone has to have their own lawnmower, their own vacuum, etc. Your neighbor’s expensive power drill sits totally unused 99.9% of the time! Why can’t HOA’s register all tools/appliances and mandate an efficient (+ net cheaper) system of sharing?

[brian @brianonhere]

@LoserCeeVA See above re: the limits of your imagination

[brian @brianonhere]

for some reason it’s easier for people to imagine an andrew WK style deep state body swap than it is for them to imagine they might not find the same guy funny for 15 years straight or that a guy might get less funny when he starts pushing 40

[sam @bongomansam]

I know that dril is obviously dead but it still shocks me every time a dril tweet comes across my timeline and it’s just some dude trying and failing extraordinarily to sound like dril

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

George Straight: All my exes live in Texas

George Gay: All my exes live in Texas and they’re all guys.

[OHoppe Burner @OHoppeBurner]

SOMEONE GET MAXEY AND LEBRON AND EMBIID AND BROWN AND VJ SOME HELP

[passed out drunk at the steamboat Arabia museum @GarlicCorgi]

BREAKING: Gay City to resume "Twerk Stops" following an historic blue wave election

[brian @brianonhere]

the youngest child on earth will be born any minute now

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

they should be playing NBA games all day long to celebrate the freedoms the troops died to protect

[brian @brianonhere]

@NBABabySecret Shipping him out

[lady brett ashley @margebertha]

she’s on the frontlines of Woke 3.0

[brian @brianonhere]

https://t.co/AQ91eVqS2f

[brian @brianonhere]

you can tell they knew they really freaked it with that stepped door sill condition, they made sure to sneak it in to like 90% of the project photography

ruxton rise residence // studiofour

[brian @brianonhere]

@JungAristotle it really looks totally fine and im glad he likes it

[brian @brianonhere]

reactions to this are basically show you can either get your taste from the internet ⬇️ or put your taste out to the internet ⬆️ but if it’s a two way street at all ↕️ you are going to get crucified by various bitter aesthetes

[𖤐 the boyfriendEX @xls_jpeg]

Моя уютная квартира 30м2 ✨

[brian @brianonhere]

housebroken social scene

[brian @brianonhere]

bark at car
chew that bone
sleep on the floor
dream about fleas

[brian @brianonhere]

i remember this from last time this was going around but that's all i know. maybe not

[brian @brianonhere]

didn't they basically map this 1:1 to the introduction / re-legalization / broader uptake of a pretty specific pesticide esp. on golf courses

[Max Marchione @maxmarchione]

I don't think people realize how bad this is.

Colorectal cancer is now the leading cause of cancer death in Americans under 50.

In adults 65 and older, incidence is falling 2.5% a year. In adults 20 to 49, it's rising 3% a year.

What's causing this?