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Severely adorable mothereffin' gangster

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You know if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off so

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@guul66 Couldn't agree more

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@guul66 too relatable

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Ayo all my peers having babies one by one and ain't nobody inviting me to their baby showers them teenage hoes, ptui, wanna see your little cutie patootiees ugh

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By the power vested in me, I hereby declare Fridays cry days, you may now unleash your waterworks

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Wear hats, guys, don't be stupid

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Eat my food, mess up my bed, occupy my fave sweatshirt that's all fine babe I still love you, but if you get me killed in Uncharted by showing me unnecessary affection at the given moment, I will fucking murder you

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If ya ever wanna lose some weight keep telling people you're allergic to the most basic ingredients like ayo man I can't eat this shit it has water in it

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I'm a nice person but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people

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Do you ever just think you're such a dick... and then kinda wanna high five yourself?

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Did you know if you email your boss "suckk my ass" you don't have to go to work anymore

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Grammar is underrated, man

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Getting really tired of that little skank inside me hating on myself pls go away I dON'T NEED YOU

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Bitch have some self-worth

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Lovin' how every doctor is like got a headache? Drink some water. Constipated? Water could help. Tired? Waterrrrr. Dying? Broke a leg? BISH I TOLD YOU WATER

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Let's just be clear about something for future reference - if I ask to borrow some of your food, cash, or body products, I don't intend to pay you back. Glad we sorted that out 👌

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Wanna come over and do physics together I ask a cute boy. Little did he know I was actually talking about creating some friction between our bodies hAHhAhahA study physics? Please

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Ye ever just wanna soak yerself in good old gallium nice and warm then stick some of yer mom's knitting needles in a wall socket and electrocute tae fuck outta yerself

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Welcome, 2018! Which bitch you gonna be this time, hm? Nasty bitch? Sad bitch? Bad bitch? How 'bout rich bitch I'd be fine with rich bitch

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If you're already 3 minutes late to class, you can as well be 30