Ashley Fletcher

He/Him. Civil Engineer (Public Realm, Highways, Pro-Active Travel).
Professional Scarecrow; Outstanding in my field.
Zoologically Improbable.
Breakfast Food 💕

[jamesdoestrains @jamesdoestrains]

Hey Siri, show me the worst possible take.

[Ashley Fletcher @FarFletchd]

@fletchlingling @andyrilosaur @glastonbury You plonker, perhaps you didn't have it on properly.
You could still ask, see if they have it, then you'll have a spare!

[josh hake @joshuahake]

this delights me so. 🤣💛🔥

[markiplier enthusiastｌholland ♡ IRON LUNG!!!!! @phan2187]

ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND OVER THIS

[Ashley Fletcher @FarFletchd]

@fletchlingling Maybe... Maybe... Although, I am squashless, but I do have lemonade. I can offer it you with some cranberry juice? ... Maybe some soup, as what is soup but a thick cordial, really? 🥣

[Ashley Fletcher @FarFletchd]

@fletchlingling I see you've retweeted this... What's your (black)currant stance on the once treat of a mix of the two? 🤔 Do you still add lemonade? 🍋

[Dani @Dani_gibs]

You are either in ur orange squash phase or your blackcurrant squash phase and I’m entering back into the orange phase after a long blackcurrant one

[lana eats pizza @estrozeneca]

if you’re cold, theyre cold. knit them a sweater & mittens

[Ashley Fletcher @FarFletchd]

@StrongBowd I see your game. Luckily years of being vexed has given me some form of immunity to your KitKat mistreatment... You're just a sick fuck

[Ashley Fletcher @FarFletchd]

@StrongBowd You sick fuck

[Ashley Fletcher @FarFletchd]

@AlexInTheHyphen I think it looks like the next best selling autobiography

[Ashley Fletcher @FarFletchd]

@benoobrown 2-2-2-2-3, obvs.

[Urban Designer 🍃🏳️‍🌈🍃 @Urban__Designer]

Not rocket science kids!

[Ashley Fletcher @FarFletchd]

@SingularityJosh Unless you're caught in the act, isn't all crime retrospective?
Would everyone who has eaten the rich be fine as long as they've stopped digesting them? 🤔