Alexander Beck

Outrageously mild

[Bilge Ebiri @BilgeEbiri]

Most of the people who get angry at critics for not liking any big movie these days aren’t even engaging with criticism. They’re upset about Rotten Tomatoes scores and crap like that. This isn’t art for them. It’s sports.

[Jesse Brenneman @Jesse_Brenneman]

Imagine a scene from a popular movie. Pretty cool, right? Here’s the problem: with current technology there’s no way to actually watch that scene. That’s where AI comes in. With only 40 hours and 800 gallons of freshwater, you can see that scene again except much worse.

[Alexander Beck @fargles]

@JDVance The world fucking hates you and every word you say worsens your abominable legacy (not that you can sink any lower). Future generations will read about you as a vile, despicable human and I can't tell if you feel even an inkling of shame or you get off on people despising you.

[Dylan Allman @dylanmallman]

If the Second Amendment does not apply to this exact kind of moment, what do people think it is for?

A citizen can lawfully carry, see masked federal agents beating someone in public, move toward the scene to help, and then get erased with a hail of bullets because “he had a gun.”

That excuse is an insult in a country where possession is legal by design, where the whole point is that the public never becomes a disarmed audience watching state power operate with impunity.

I’m not interested in arguing frame-by-frame footage. I’m interested in the principle that a free people cannot accept a standard where lawful carry becomes a death sentence the second authority feels threatened.

If that is the standard, then the 2nd Amendment has been reduced to a vibe. The founders did not write it so Republicans could do militia cosplay on weekends.

[THEBehuniak @THEBehuniak]

Put this motherfucker's face on every billboard in America

[Alexander Beck @fargles]

@JakeSucky I love da spoopy.

[Alexander Beck @fargles]

@StahpAndStare @IGN "$8,000 for a car isn't a good deal 😭"

[Alexander Beck @fargles]

@american_george Wow they really just hand those out to anyone these days

[Alexander Beck @fargles]

@EmpireCityBO For a minute I was genuinely convinced you posted the wrong screenshot. I am baffled someone could read "soulless" and be like "they loved it, though!"

[Alexander Beck @fargles]

Heinous loser goes so hard. Love this man.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Pedro Pascal blasted #HarryPotter author J.K. Rowling for her latest trans tweets, calling the author a “heinous loser” in a comment on Instagram https://t.co/Eqoo5oceZq

[Alexander Beck @fargles]

Me at some wedding rn

[Alexander Beck @fargles]

@Mustafasaurus A loss beyond comprehension (now I'll have to walk over to my shelf to grab a disc when I want to watch it).

[Alexander Beck @fargles]

The world's economy crumbling around us is absolutely nothing compared to this.

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Okay, here is the official trailer for the new season of The Rehearsal

[Alexander Beck @fargles]

@Jessica319C @hottogobitch @PopCrave ..... not political? Lmao

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

"I used AI to make a Studio Ghibl-"

[Alexander Beck @fargles]

The only instance of politically-induced corruption in our kids over the last 30 years is conservative parents teaching them hate like rabid fucking animals. Not teachers, not TV, not video games.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump accuses teachers of secretly turning students trans

[Alexander Beck @fargles]

@SEEKPIONEER @IGN .... ?