Christopher

Western North Dakota prosecutor. Mainly tweets about Gopher sports

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@nut_history

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@fesshole Prosecutor here. I once had a murder case where a dog walker discovered the murder weapon

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@theliamnissan Hey now, I was born in North Dakota. I don’t want him

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@IfeEmedobi Row

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@HowieHedde I’m half Norwegian from people who left Norway in the 1800s for a better life as farmers in North Dakota.

I couldn’t be prouder of my ancestral home embracing Grace Bullen. She is the embodiment of what I have always loved about my beloved Norway 🇳🇴

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

THANK YOU @ HOCKEY GODS!!

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@TJenkinsTampa My groupchat was debating how many pitches they’d need from a major league arm to get a hit.

I was honest and said the only way I’m going to first if if he accidentally hits me

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨

No cap... In honor of Royce hitting the team's first home run of the season, we're giving away a signed Royce Lewis hat 🧢

Repost now for a chance to win!

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@JamesTovey14 If your history of the United States started this morning…

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@amyklobuchar I tried to get to St. Paul in time, but the Amtrak is running about 8 hours late

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@arlenparsa Rand Paul doesn’t have a bachelor’s degree either. Which is weird because he does have an MD

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@jerseymikes Number 13, Mike’s Way

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@dieworkwear Replying to make sure the algorithm keeps giving me your content. You’ve made me a better dresser

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@ChefReactions You should visit Grand Forks, ND and review some of the restaurants Marilyn Hagerty reviewed, including the Olive Garden that led to her viral review.

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@Conservative2TX I went to an enlistment office after 9/11 only for the recruiter to talk me out of enlisting. His recruitment numbers must have been amazing for that to happen

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@CinemaTweets1 The Fargo-Moorhead minor league baseball team is calling themselves the Fargo Woodchippers for a few games this summer. I need that jersey

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@am_yers I had a change of plea hearing this morning and the defense attorney dropped an “allegedly” AFTER his client pled guilty

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@Super70sSports Shook hands with Obama once

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@Super70sSports My team was on the wrong side of it, but I was there for the biggest upset in college hockey history when Holy Cross beat Minnesota in overtime

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@Iamivy05 Thank you for sharing this. Sexual assault is underreported for this very reason.