Farhad Ali

writing scripts so i don't have to work.
building in public.
expect typos.

[Farhad Ali @Farhad_Growth]

building an automated content pipeline is stressful.

but honestly, being a notre dame fan right now looks way worse.

[Farhad Ali @Farhad_Growth]

they say ai can predict complex outcomes.

cool. ask chatgpt to predict the 4th quarter of this nd vs psu game.

[Farhad Ali @Farhad_Growth]

dropshippers:

is the notre dame game a valid excuse to ignore our ebay customers for the next 3 hours?

[Farhad Ali @Farhad_Growth]

everyone is analyzing the notre dame game strategy.

i'm just out here trying to figure out why my python script won't render the video.

[Farhad Ali @Farhad_Growth]

vibe coders, be honest:

are you actually writing code right now
or just pretending while the notre dame game is on your second monitor?

[Farhad Ali @Farhad_Growth]

world leaders: we must secure the global supply chain.

dropshippers: if my aliexpress silver rings get delayed by one more day i am financially ruined.

[Farhad Ali @Farhad_Growth]

the timeline is entirely focused on the strait of hormuz.

vibe coders,
is this a valid excuse to push our product launch to next week?

[Farhad Ali @Farhad_Growth]

they are negotiating peace treaties and global trade tolls in switzerland.

i'm just negotiating with my python script to not crash on the second loop.

[Farhad Ali @Farhad_Growth]

everyone is panicking over global shipping routes closing down.

i just want to know if my aws us-east server is going to survive the week.

[Farhad Ali @Farhad_Growth]

frontend developers: our ui is fully responsive and beautiful!

backend developers: the entire database is currently on fire.

how are you guys surviving the outage?

[Farhad Ali @Farhad_Growth]

building a massive tech startup sounds cool.

until your entire business goes offline because one server rack in virginia decided to take a nap.

[Farhad Ali @Farhad_Growth]

they say ai can solve any technical problem.

cool. ask claude to bring us-east-1 back online.

[Farhad Ali @Farhad_Growth]

vibe coders, be honest:

are you actually trying to fix your app
or just scrolling the #awsoutage hashtag waiting for someone else to plug it back in?

[Farhad Ali @Farhad_Growth]

everyone is panicking over the aws outage.

meanwhile i'm just relieved i have a valid excuse for why my code isn't working today.

[Farhad Ali @Farhad_Growth]

frontend developers show off their beautiful sports streaming ui.

backend developers just pray the server doesn't catch fire when drew allar throws a touchdown.

how do you guys survive game day?

[Farhad Ali @Farhad_Growth]

everyone is waiting for e. musk to drop the "big news".

i just want to know if it's going to break the twitter api again.

[Farhad Ali @Farhad_Growth]

everyone is stressing over marcus freeman's play calling today.

my only stress is hoping my automated scraper doesn't crash during the 4th quarter.

[Farhad Ali @Farhad_Growth]

i spent 3 weeks building an ai sports betting bot.

it just bet my entire server fund on penn state covering the spread.

scare me with 1 word.

[Farhad Ali @Farhad_Growth]

vibe coders, be honest:

are you actually fixing that production bug
or just hiding the #NDvsPSU stream behind your terminal window?

[Farhad Ali @Farhad_Growth]

as a solo founder,

everyone’s building agents.

what are you actually shipping that people will pay for?