Sock Puppet

🏳️‍🌈 House plant with emotions. Now a mom. So, worse.

[Sock Puppet @farhathaway]

Lying in bed together, I almost melted at the way my four year old was staring sweetly at my face.
Without batting an eyelid, my toddler: “Mama… You have a beard…?”

[Sock Puppet @farhathaway]

Would it be considered embarrassing to be caught reading on a Kindle sitting surrounded by books at a bookstore café?

[Sock Puppet @farhathaway]

Me: <suggests something>
Guy I’m in love with: Meh.
Me: <doesn’t care harder>

[Sock Puppet @farhathaway]

PSA to my best friends to let y’all know that you’ve been relegated to second place as my 3yr old has just declared that I’m her best friend, and she’s mine.

(No worries, all of you will be reinstated in 10 yrs when she’s officially a teenager and I’m suddenly her sworn enemy.)

[Sock Puppet @farhathaway]

@ADHDForReal I have multiple web pages open on my phone that I intend to get back to but have never turned back even once. My current tab count is at 121.

[The Culturist @the_culturist_]

Every aspect of life is being stripped of color.

Many have noticed this trend — but why exactly is it happening?

Something deeper is going on… (thread) 🧵

[Sock Puppet @farhathaway]

Somewhere between sending ‘Good Morning Sunshine’s back in the day to now giving each other the kid’s poop updates after we wake up, I think we have a life? @General_chathan

[Sock Puppet @farhathaway]

Hi, @clubmahindra @AskClubMahindra.
Extremely disappointed with such unprofessional service. Been trying to process a refund for about two and a half months now. Please don’t cheat people like this and make a bad name for yourselves.

[SJ Sindu @SJSindu]

We don’t need AI to make art. We need AI to write emails and clean the house and deliver the groceries so humans can make more art.

[Sock Puppet @farhathaway]

You stop eating your favourite biscuit once it becomes your kid’s favourite biscuit.

[Sock Puppet @farhathaway]

@parksandrec Here you go… 🫴

[Sock Puppet @farhathaway]

@General_chathan https://t.co/yU5sIY0UKv

[Sock Puppet @farhathaway]

🙏🏻

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Hell hath no fury like a woman who told you exactly where something is but now has to get it herself because you couldn't find it.

[Sock Puppet @farhathaway]

@goodreads Less, Andrew Sean Greer

[Sock Puppet @farhathaway]

Finding something new or interesting.

Me: This is amazing! I’m going to share it with my partner and/or the special people in my life.

My partner: This is amazing! I have to share it with the rest of the world!

[Sock Puppet @farhathaway]

@ElliottBlackwe3 @General_chathan

[Sock Puppet @farhathaway]

She’s a 10, but only listens to her music from a Spotify Blend playlist.

@Spotify @spotifyindia #blend #playlist

[Sock Puppet @farhathaway]

@Amy_Hupe Hi, I’m Farhan. I’m an overachiever.

[Sock Puppet @farhathaway]

@emerylord Look, somebody who gets it!
@FarhanaWrites

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Everything happens for a reason you make up afterwards.