Pak Salam Erwin Joko Anuar

jikalau aku ceritain pasti kalian tidak akan percaya.

[Pak Salam Erwin Joko Anuar @faridFared]

Kalau kau lawyer dan kau ada girlfriend lawyer dan dia adalah counsel for the other side, can we say my learned girlfriend instead of my learned friend? Sebab kalau guna my learned friend takut nanti habis bicara dia cakap “oh so you anggap i kawan je lah selama ni?!?” Sekian.

[Pak Salam Erwin Joko Anuar @faridFared]

I think list followers/following aku ni ada yang sejak dari 2011. Back then twitter betul betul boleh connect everyone. Mostly genuine interaction, sebab kita cakap topic yang sama atau ada drama di twitter. Rindulah zaman Twitterjaya !!!!

[Pak Salam Erwin Joko Anuar @faridFared]

Siapa guna twitter lagi? Semua lari dekat thread ke? Jangan begitu.

[Pak Salam Erwin Joko Anuar @faridFared]

Salam, tahun ni raya dengan bini. Tutup salam.

[Pak Salam Erwin Joko Anuar @faridFared]

@azlifahmi Tq mufti ali

[Pak Salam Erwin Joko Anuar @faridFared]

The usual suspect 🤣🤣🤣

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

Meanwhile in South Asia

⚠️ Warning - Trigger warning clip 🤬‼️

It should abundantly clear by now - that not all cultures are the same.

[Hairi 🇲🇾 @DarthBanter]

Rasa ni antara first tweet yang aku terjumpa sebelum masuk MMU. Tahu² jumpa OP irl 😂

Mini reunion with some of the craziest & memorable folks I've known in uni, at the reception of @faridFared & Syazwina 💐

#FaridAwinJourney
#InstitusiUsrah

[Pak Salam Erwin Joko Anuar @faridFared]

Padan muka nangis geram aku hahahahahahahaah

[🔺meingl🔻 @meinmokhtar]

Takkan nak biaq aku sorang ja baran pagi pagi baca ni.

[Pak Salam Erwin Joko Anuar @faridFared]

Life update: Baru lepas kawin.

Sekian, terima kasih.

[Pak Salam Erwin Joko Anuar @faridFared]

@DarthBanter Hahahahah adoi. Lain macam ya. Terima kasih.

[Hairi 🇲🇾 @DarthBanter]

Entah kenapa atau apa lore tweet ni but ilhamnya @faridFared dah ketemu cinta. Congrats again!

[Pak Salam Erwin Joko Anuar @faridFared]

Honestly, for me, it was the peak social media experience, something that is very hard to achieve right now.

I have followers on this account whom I’ve never even met. But I believe that at some point, we were talking about the same thing and we ended up following each other.

[Pak Salam Erwin Joko Anuar @faridFared]

I joined Twitter (now known as X) in 2009, freaking 17 years ago. I’m no longer as active as I used to be. Back then, I was here almost 24/7, talking shit and tweeting things nobody asked for.

This account feels like a time machine showing what my life looked like years ago.

[Pak Salam Erwin Joko Anuar @faridFared]

5. And then, occasionally, there would be a #twtup where people gathered to meet each other in real life. Remember those cringey stickers that said, “Hello, my name is (insert twthandle)”?

[Pak Salam Erwin Joko Anuar @faridFared]

@HasbullahHashi8 @illiasdiaz @NewsBFM Tak berani nak sambung tapi kalau nak pakai lawyer nanti roger je lah bang

[Pak Salam Erwin Joko Anuar @faridFared]

Gay couple kalau gaduh siapa yang betul? Sebab kalau straight couple, perempuan mana pernah salah.

Bye.

[Pak Salam Erwin Joko Anuar @faridFared]

Confirm gila

[🍉 @A_Smol_T]

OKlah.
Looking for a fit, single man (36-50 neg.) that has enough disposable income to support a single income household for a woman used to an upper middle class life. Main belief system needs to be Universal Human Rights.Patience, self awareness and emotional maturity are key.

[Pak Salam Erwin Joko Anuar @faridFared]

Mannn i love twitter honest to god 🙏🏻

[yasmeen @aidielazraai]

aku stalk la account dia, semua benda nak complain, annual fee dekat bank pun dia persoal