faris

To me, you will be unique in all the world. To you, I shall be unique in all the world.

[faris @farisAsultan]

Losing your phone in ikea is like losing the remote in the living room; except this living room has 300 couches.

[faris @farisAsultan]

@A_azizAlhassani @CelebsArabic it's where he produces his best material

[faris @farisAsultan]

First you eat the mahshi, then you become the mahshi

[faris @farisAsultan]

@shrodingersbat @Fares_Sindi97 Fear of former students

[AC Milan @acmilan]

Milano is 🔴⚫

#SempreMilan #MilanInter #ACMilanIsForever @Acqua_Lete

[faris @farisAsultan]

@shrodingersbat will you
will you
will you

[faris @farisAsultan]

@shrodingersbat tom cruise would have the cast practicing on real dragons

[faris @farisAsultan]

@Rossoneri_ar

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@shrodingersbat @Fares_Sindi97 @balloory more like roast credits

[faris @farisAsultan]

@shrodingersbat @Alshaikhsf @abdulelahsamir1 try again amigo

@Fares_Sindi97

[faris @farisAsultan]

Ignoring work texts on my annual leave is the best feeling ever.

[faris @farisAsultan]

It took ten years, but I have finally reached one thousand tweets

[faris @farisAsultan]

@shrodingersbat 99÷13: The Chronicles of Pulmo: The Lung, The Wheeze, and the Stethoscope

[faris @farisAsultan]

@shrodingersbat 99: Fantastic Seats and where to find them; OR for the Uninterested

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Olivier Giroud has Milan one step closer to the Serie A title 🔴⚫

[AC Milan @acmilan]

Dreamland.

#SassuoloMilan 0-3 #SempreMilan