Fari

si son Dardo y María Elena pasen

[Negro y de Peñarol ™ @negroydecap]

Respira Orsi. Muslera tiene menos aprobación ✅

[Diego Vignolo @diego_vignolo]

Si no fuera por Uruguay, Uruguay clasificaba

[k @alfkkifine]

One of the most brutal realities of the male experience that nobody talks about is the absolute "affection desert" they live in. A woman can get a hug, a genuine compliment, and deep emotional support from her platonic friends on a random Tuesday. A man can go an entire calendar year without another human being touching his arm, asking if he's okay, or giving him a sincere compliment. We’ve built a society where a man only gets to experience basic human warmth if he is actively providing for a partner. Outside of that, he is completely invisible.

[Fari @farisonh]

Veo la cama y me tiro de wampa ni bie llegue

[Fari @farisonh]

No sé qué carajos acaba de pasar, no entiendo nada

[Fari @farisonh]

A ver si ya somos Irlanda jajaja

[k @alfkkifine]

The most exhausting, unspoken burden on men in modern dating is that they are expected to be the sole architects of the relationship. A man is expected to initiate the first text, plan the dates, fund the experiences, orchestrate the proposal, and constantly drive the romance forward. We have completely normalized a culture where a woman’s mere presence is considered her "effort." The absolute second a man gets tired of being the only engine keeping the relationship moving and asks for equal romantic effort, he is instantly accused of being "inconsistent" or "low effort." We demand 50/50 modern equality, but aggressively enforce traditional male burdens the exact moment romance is involved.

[Fari @farisonh]

Sabes el cagaso que me pego?

[Disciplina @eligedisciplina]

🔥🚨 EN DESARROLLO: El cineasta Richard Sidey capturó imágenes escalofriantes de una orca rompiendo el hielo en la Antártida mientras mira a la cámara con ojos que solían volver locos a los marineros en el siglo XIX.

[Fari @farisonh]

Jajaja

[Fari @farisonh]

Y si tiene es muy chiquitito

[Fari @farisonh]

El guiso que me mande no tiene goyete

[Fari @farisonh]

Jajaja

[Menem de River @MenemDeRiver]

Es la mejor red social de la historia, por lejos.

[la ultima siesta @laultimasiesta]

hoy te despertaste y de repente…
de repente no te levantaste transpirado
de repente no te pico un mosquito
de repente sos más bondadoso
de repente salis a la calle y la gente es civilizada
de repente sos más feliz
de repente… volvio el frío

[Rolita @_onerolita]

ya estamos grandes para que no te gusten las aceitunas