Christopher Farley

Freelance translator / proofreader / English teacher, part-time writer and Charlton fan. A pen, a notebook and a pair of polished shoes. 1984 is upon us.

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When you wake up with the Oompah Loompa song in your head, you really have to wonder what the day has in store for you…

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@Keir_Starmer For whom, exactly?

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@___Anna22 Non ci vuole tanto…

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@FlavellG Husbands, et al.

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@FlavellG

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@rebeccabutlerm2 @MarkCorbo4 What absolute twaddle.

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@JamesMelville @CPF02294951

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@FlavellG

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@NinaAntonia13 Done! Thank you, Nina.

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@BBCBreaking Sometimes I absolutely love Mondays.

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@LarryTaunton @GiorgiaMeloni No, lui è un bugiardo coglione. Punto!

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@FlavellG Grandissima Giorgia!💐

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@VinnieSull1van @HerdImmunity12 @BygoneBritain @PubHistoryTours I’ll have that silver Mark III Cortina…

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@bo66ie29 Gets her out of the kitchen for a bit… 😂

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82 years ago this morning, thousand of Allied soldiers landed on the Normandy beaches to liberate Europe from the cold, iron clutches of Nazism. Many never made it up the beaches.

I wonder what they would think of today’s “free Europe”?

#DDay #Neverforget #Europeundersiege

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@SueHadley @FlavellG Me too, Sue.

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@NinaAntonia13 And repeat: exhale, impale. Exhale, impale.

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@Keir_Starmer Resign, you dictatorial tubby little turd.
You love Islam so much? Take the next plane and take a load of its goat-fucking, women stoning cult leaders with you.

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@AzzurraBarbuto Il mio paese è perso.

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@AdzoMaximiei5 Was his shooting that bad he had to empty the mag? Go back to the range.

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@NinaAntonia13 @PatThomas1964 Purple ohms. Nice.