Ken Farley

All the good ones have left, for the most part. Time to close up shop and leave. Leaving the egomaniac enabler's toy behind.

[Ken Farley @farleykj]

@GabSmolders
I don't know if you ever check here, I definitely don't very often. But, just in case. if you're looking for old horror to watch that's not easily available, check on the Internet Archive. Hit and miss success, but Sleepaway Camp *is* on there.

[Ken Farley @farleykj]

@GabSmolders If you want one of these I would gladly get it for you if you want to put it together on Toasty:

https://t.co/3XFOwrMZCu

(puzzle with ALL edge pieces)

[Ken Farley @farleykj]

The Astrology Report: made by idiots for idiots.

[Ken Farley @farleykj]

@Lucent508 He's got a shop and people (maybe even me) can actually own one of these beautiful works of art.

[Ken Farley @farleykj]

@bunsenbernerbmd That's a moose that just committed a major crime and is ditching the antlers to go incognito.

[Ken Farley @farleykj]

@XylaFoxlin My landlord wanted to repaint the place. I offered to do the job, since I've painted miles of walls in parents' house. No, he wanted "professionals"...which apparently means clowns who literally filled the thermostat with paint. I replaced it without telling him. Shhh.

[Ken Farley @farleykj]

@thephysicsgirl Kinda weird that it's okay to watch someone be garotted, shot, stabbed, or bludgeoned, but hoo boy if a nipple makes an appearance the whole world falls apart.

[Ken Farley @farleykj]

@DanteFenolio Oh those pumpkin chewing squirrels are in for a shocker this year.

[Ken Farley @farleykj]

@bunsenbernerbmd I did see this paper claiming uncoolness, but when I looked up the author his picture was of a rooster in a lab coat. Friend of yours?

[Ken Farley @farleykj]

@RosemaryMosco Wow, this Etsy shop is amazing. The jumping spider one is destined to be mine.

[Ken Farley @farleykj]

@Ali_Davis If you insist on going, could you at least wear your body armor so you'll minimize the risk of a bite?
"Nah, that stuff makes me sweaty."

[Simone Giertz @SimoneGiertz]

I’M TRYING TO GO TO SPACE & you can help me get there!

If you retweet this video, I’ll print your name on a shirt and wear it in space in your honor ☄️

#inspiration4contest #sendsimonetospace
https://t.co/SvPEQzHmYK

[Ken Farley @farleykj]

@biologistimo The dog, knowing it contains the forbidden best water to slurp on the planet, quietly watches, thinking in their head "Oh please, please be clumsy."

[Ken Farley @farleykj]

@disgrasian Whew. I am so glad it's been so long and you're okay. My family had a big scare with that a couple of years ago (younger brother, chemo, etc.) Oncologists should never have to buy a drink for themselves.

[Ken Farley @farleykj]

@Ehmee Found an example!

https://t.co/fxphaflncL

[Ken Farley @farleykj]

@Ehmee I'll try to figure out where my mind latched onto this little bit of wonderment. Maybe it was in an Ologies episode? One of Hank's Scishow videos? My mental bibliography is unreliable.

[Ken Farley @farleykj]

@Ehmee I thought this was you I learned it from. Apparently the method some parasites use to attach to, well, our guts (ugh), is being studied to develop what essentially becomes surgical "tape". Uses water inflated sacs to attach over area, dissolves, leaves no stitches or scars. Cool.

[Ken Farley @farleykj]

@Ehmee @wormmaps @NMNH Is this the one where I learned that they are trying to mimic the attachment methods of some parasites to make internal surgical patches? 'cause if so, I have gotten a LOT of mileage out of that one.

[Ken Farley @farleykj]

@alieward @MoRocca @CBSInnovationTV Well well well. Official confirmation and concurrence of my adoration of everything you do. And, might I add, look at the amazing company you all keep, too.