☮︎︎ Far𝚖𝚊𝚖𝚊 ✌︎︎ 🌻🖤

farm wife. mom of a 5&6yo 12.5mo apart. GIF lover. ☕️ addict. innapropriate. hot mess. 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍. corny & cynical. 𝕤𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕔. says ᶠᵘᶜᵏ a little. 🍷= ♡

[☮︎︎ Far𝚖𝚊𝚖𝚊 ✌︎︎ 🌻🖤 @farmama7983]

I definitely don't "rise and shine." I caffeinate and hope for the best.

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

What word do you use in place of 'fuck' in front of children?
Mine is 'fuck'

[☮︎︎ Far𝚖𝚊𝚖𝚊 ✌︎︎ 🌻🖤 @farmama7983]

@GovBobFerguson @MayorofSeattle @kcexec @RepJayapal @CityofTacoma @UFCW_3000 @CMGirmayZahilay You're deeply disturbing.

[☮︎︎ Far𝚖𝚊𝚖𝚊 ✌︎︎ 🌻🖤 @farmama7983]

@KHQLocalNews Not tonight's, but this last Monday's awesome show! Prescott WA area

[☮︎︎ Far𝚖𝚊𝚖𝚊 ✌︎︎ 🌻🖤 @farmama7983]

Honestly my husbands communication skills should be a CRIME

[☮︎︎ Far𝚖𝚊𝚖𝚊 ✌︎︎ 🌻🖤 @farmama7983]

Never thought that age five would be the time to have to teach my child about cannibalism, yet here we are.

[☮︎︎ Far𝚖𝚊𝚖𝚊 ✌︎︎ 🌻🖤 @farmama7983]

If 👏 he 👏 wanted 👏 to 👏 he 👏 would 👏

[☮︎︎ Far𝚖𝚊𝚖𝚊 ✌︎︎ 🌻🖤 @farmama7983]

The shitty thing about cutting back on caffeine is that I don't know if I'm just tired or if I'm going through withdrawal 💀

[Josh @JD_Quotes2017]

Shoutout to everyone just trying to be a decent human being these days.

[☮︎︎ Far𝚖𝚊𝚖𝚊 ✌︎︎ 🌻🖤 @farmama7983]

Tell me you live in SE Washington without telling me:

[☮︎︎ Far𝚖𝚊𝚖𝚊 ✌︎︎ 🌻🖤 @farmama7983]

The kids (4&5) are running around the dining room table "doing exercise" while I'm in the kitchen dipping Cheetos in queso. My genes are in there somewhere, but some days it's a little harder to see 😅

[☮︎︎ Far𝚖𝚊𝚖𝚊 ✌︎︎ 🌻🖤 @farmama7983]

Pros and cons of being an adult:

Pro: you can eat chips and queso for dinner

Con: you ate chips and queso for dinner. 😅🧻

[☮︎︎ Far𝚖𝚊𝚖𝚊 ✌︎︎ 🌻🖤 @farmama7983]

I'm just heartbroken right now. It's my birthday today & I'm sitting here eating alone, waiting for my cake to be done that I made. So I can blow out candles and put on a happy face for my toddlers because my husband just decided to have better things to do than be home tonight.

[☮︎︎ Far𝚖𝚊𝚖𝚊 ✌︎︎ 🌻🖤 @farmama7983]

@KHQLocalNews I'm sure the "fog" did it.

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

There are two kinds of people: those who put their car keys in the exact same spot every single time they get home and those who lose them the moment they walk through the door and those two people marry each other

[☮︎︎ Far𝚖𝚊𝚖𝚊 ✌︎︎ 🌻🖤 @farmama7983]

Dear Santa,

Is it too late to ask for a new attitude for my husband?? I'm starting to loathe the holidays.

Sincerely,

A burnt out wife and mom going on year 15 of filling my own stocking. 😭

[☮︎︎ Far𝚖𝚊𝚖𝚊 ✌︎︎ 🌻🖤 @farmama7983]

Hey @UPS, our driver just delivered an $800 laptop & leaned the package against our mailbox that is over 100 yards from our house. Now I know they don't know what's in our packages, but is this common practice to leave our stuff so far away, esp in really rural areas?

[☮︎︎ Far𝚖𝚊𝚖𝚊 ✌︎︎ 🌻🖤 @farmama7983]

Help I've destroyed my kitchen making enchiladas and now I'd rather die than clean it up

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

(deep inhale)

MY MILKWEED BRINGS ALL THE POLLINATORS TO THE YARD—THEY’RE LIKE, IT’S BETTER THAN YOURS

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Your 28-year-old girlfriend does not want flowers she wants a bird feeder and just one moment of peace and silence