chilldude22

we already know each odders names

[chilldude22 @farmanimalsrock]

@biskyfriend I can’t send you a message because I’m not “verified” but these alien cow drawings match up perfectly with my business, space cow bakery!!! Would love to further discuss some commissions with you!

[chilldude22 @farmanimalsrock]

Life hack: if you ever mess up with a customer, just say you’re new, no matter how long you’ve been working there #ThisisHowItFeelsToChew5Gum

[chilldude22 @farmanimalsrock]

How do you get the croutons on the fork

[chilldude22 @farmanimalsrock]

Me, leaving notes in the Amazon delivery section: please hide behind plants or anywhere not visible from the road
@amazon : no ;)

[chilldude22 @farmanimalsrock]

Paxton hall yoshida

[chilldude22 @farmanimalsrock]

✅everyone at my new job including management tells me how my new coworker is hard to work with
✅she is somewhat rude as hell to me on first and second but especially on my third day
✅come home from garbage day, make popcorn and watch every episode of @neverhaveiever

[chilldude22 @farmanimalsrock]

Monday’s weather forecast for the weekend: honestly gonna be a perf wknd for markets
Me: great! Let me bake so much that I lose sleep, rent a UHaul, book two markets, etc
Weather today: you’ve been punkd!!!! Heavy showers all Saturday, enjoy no fruits of your labor 🥰🥰🥰

[chilldude22 @farmanimalsrock]

This tweet goes out to all the fragile men out there who feel like they need to stop in the middle of the road on a busy street to try and “upset me” when I give them the finger for cutting me off 🥰🥰🥰 must feel good 2 b u, babe

[chilldude22 @farmanimalsrock]

Me: wow if I have my own business I can have whatever days off I want
Me: but also I should manically schedule markets for every single weekend and most weekdays

[chilldude22 @farmanimalsrock]

Can someone explain this permanent/forever jewelry to me

[chilldude22 @farmanimalsrock]

S/O to all the people who go through their Facebook friends and remove people. Lmao who has that kind of time

[chilldude22 @farmanimalsrock]

Having a small business means being exhausted after today’s market, staying up late to make more product for tomorrow’s market, and manically applying for markets to fill every weekend after this one

[chilldude22 @farmanimalsrock]

Is Christmas an excuse to continue being awake at 4am, talking loudly and playing loud video games, while people are trying to sleep in the same room? No. No it is not

[chilldude22 @farmanimalsrock]

I stepped away from the talkers and moved to the back of the room because I said something I'd regret but really who cares anyway

[chilldude22 @farmanimalsrock]

Remember the time in Degrassi when Maya got mad at people for talking during her set? I'm Maya now and I'm not even performing

[chilldude22 @farmanimalsrock]

Did y'all know you can catch up with friends at a bar or your home and talk over music for free elsewhere?? You don't have to pay to talk over music!!!! You can do it for free!!

[chilldude22 @farmanimalsrock]

I completely forgot that shows and concerts are where folks go to socialize. Honestly couldn't think of a better setting to catch up than trying to talk over an artist who we all paid to see 🥰🥰🥰

[chilldude22 @farmanimalsrock]

S/o to all the folks in the very front of the @LanghorneSlim show who are standing directly in front of Lily Hiatt and won't stop talking through her entire set. It's folks like you who make life worth living 🥰 jk fu

[chilldude22 @farmanimalsrock]

Still riding off the high of that time I was forced to go to Walmart and found a Beavis and Butt-Head Tshirt

[chilldude22 @farmanimalsrock]

A cool thing about Austin is that it rarely, rarely rains but when it does, every single road floods 🥰