king of varmints ∘❉∘° ˚✩

——— x x space farmer. star wars oc. || 𝘸𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘢 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥, @obstinateoutlaw

[king of varmints ∘❉∘° ˚✩ @farmboyblues]

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[king of varmints ∘❉∘° ˚✩ @farmboyblues]

Fluster, huh? 😘

[king of varmints ∘❉∘° ˚✩ @farmboyblues]

“Maybe? Some of the yogurt from the back of the fridge, a couple bugs maybe. Nothing out of the ordinary.”

[𝐊𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐢𝐧 𝐖𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐧. | PARODY! @obstinateoutlaw]

“did you eat something you’re not ex’posed to?”

[king of varmints ∘❉∘° ˚✩ @farmboyblues]

groans. it’s not rabies this time. his head and his stomach ( really ) hurt.

[𝐊𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐢𝐧 𝐖𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐧. | PARODY! @obstinateoutlaw]

does he need a kolto shot ? a rabies shot? shot of whiskey ?

[king of varmints ∘❉∘° ˚✩ @farmboyblues]

flops on the ground. he’s sick as a dog.

[𝐄𝐫𝐢𝐜 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐬 @FELONCOWPOKE]

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𝘑𝘢𝘯𝘢 𝘋𝘢𝘳𝘢, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳.
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𝘗𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 #𝙍𝘼𝙈𝘽𝙊!
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(Continued below.)

[king of varmints ∘❉∘° ˚✩ @farmboyblues]

That’s fair. Maybe introduce em slowly. That’ll help, right?

[𝐁𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐡. @FXRMWELDER]

Romeo and Mack the ones I’m worried about

[king of varmints ∘❉∘° ˚✩ @farmboyblues]

I’m sure they will be. They’re good dogs, you know?

[𝐁𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐡. @FXRMWELDER]

Kelly was worried about that too. He SHOULD be nice to the dogs.

I hope the dogs are nice to him.

[king of varmints ∘❉∘° ˚✩ @farmboyblues]

It’s all fluffy and cute. Think it’ll get along with the dogs?

[𝐁𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐡. @FXRMWELDER]

NO- WE CAN NOT EAT IT

(Cuddles Porgius)

[king of varmints ∘❉∘° ˚✩ @farmboyblues]

LEMME SEE

Can we eat it—

[𝐁𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐡. @FXRMWELDER]

Porgius!

It’s cute

[king of varmints ∘❉∘° ˚✩ @farmboyblues]

Keep what—

[𝐁𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐡. @FXRMWELDER]

Kelly, Kelly. Merry, merry- can I keep IIIIT

[♯ ˚. ⋆ ERIS YOUNG @cIankers]

https://t.co/yUiAPGa5J3

[king of varmints ∘❉∘° ˚✩ @farmboyblues]

"Keep your mouth busy?" he asked with a little smirk, wiggling in place. "Could think of a few things that do that just fine."

It's okay. He loves it when he's bitchy, too.

[𝐁𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐡. @FXRMWELDER]

“Just need somethins to keeps my mouth busys.” He shrugs. “Ran out, ain’t been ables to gets any s’mores.”

That would be why they’d been a /LITTLE/ bitchy.

[king of varmints ∘❉∘° ˚✩ @farmboyblues]

"You lookin' for a dart?" he asked, already fishing into his pockets for one. He grabbed a pack from the pocket on his rear, flipping it open and handing it to Bob.

"Here you go, handsome."

[𝐁𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐡. @FXRMWELDER]

Bob chuckles. “Yea yous dos.”

He nodded, fumbling around I. His pockets. Out of death sticks. Not like he minded.... merry was here, right beside him. Tearing up a blade of grass, he stuck it in the corner of his mouth, just needing something to fiddle with.

[Moff Jafan Vancil @ImperialVancil]

𝔸𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕔𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕟𝕤, 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕦𝕝𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔼𝕞𝕡𝕚𝕣𝕖!
𝕀𝕞𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕝 𝕄𝕠𝕗𝕗 𝕆ℂ 𝔸𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥
𝔼𝕣𝕒𝕤: 𝕆𝕋 𝕋𝕣𝕚𝕝𝕠𝕘𝕪 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕝𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕟.
𝟙𝟠+ 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕨𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣

[king of varmints ∘❉∘° ˚✩ @farmboyblues]

"Good. Grass's just as comfy as a bed, that's what I always say," he said with a little nod, curling closer.

Merry made a habit of sleeping in the grass, especially on warmer days like this one.

[𝐁𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐡. @FXRMWELDER]

“I thinks I’ll stays downs here, withs yous, if that’s ‘Kay.”

Bob was definitely relaxing. Kriff, he could sleep here, Merry close by, having managed to get to the ground gracefully, they had it made.

[king of varmints ∘❉∘° ˚✩ @farmboyblues]

He sighed in the sunlight, feeling energized as he laid there. But not energized enough to actually move.

Well. He could move, perhaps.

"Wanna find some place comfier?"

[𝐁𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐡. @FXRMWELDER]

“Mm.” He grunted in agreement. Just enjoying the sun, for the short time they’d probably have It.

“It’s definitelys parts ofs the fun’s.”

[king of varmints ∘❉∘° ˚✩ @farmboyblues]

"You betcha. It ( tickles )," he said with a giggle, rolling some more.

"It's part of the fun, I think."

[𝐁𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐡. @FXRMWELDER]

“The grass is eatins me.” He chuckles, tugging Merry just a little closer.

He enjoyed this. The nice, breeze that’s going through the grass the two are laying in, the SNUGGLING.

[king of varmints ∘❉∘° ˚✩ @farmboyblues]

Merry immediately snuggled up beside him, wrapping an arm around his waist.

"Mm. Now I'm nice and comfy."

[𝐁𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐡. @FXRMWELDER]

Did he want to get on the ground? No. But to make Merry happy, he would, laying down in the grass that eat him.

[king of varmints ∘❉∘° ˚✩ @farmboyblues]

"Getting my wiggles in. What about it?" he asked, reaching his arms up.

"Gonna join me?"

[𝐁𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐡. @FXRMWELDER]

“Yea- why’s yous ons the grounds fers??”

He’s gonna squat now.