Mols 🌱

stream-of-consciousness tweets, here to say things to the Universe. I farm. I keep bees. views are my own; we don’t go RL #blacklivesmatter

[Mols 🌱 @farmerMols]

@cursetn Another item to add to your new to-do list is to cover your drains at night. That’s where they 🥚

also, where it was suggested to use wine, use port. Or mix wine & vodka. Hit em hard, knock em out.

[Mols 🌱 @farmerMols]

Me thumbing through the People You May Know scrollie on the Book: “who approved these people?”

Like, to exist 🤣

[Mols 🌱 @farmerMols]

The gift that keeps on giving: stuff you got for free from a corporation and also bacteria

[Mols 🌱 @farmerMols]

When I washed the promotional travel mug someone dropped off as a gift I popped off the rubber o-ring from the lid and 🤢 threw the whole entire thing in the trash

[Mols 🌱 @farmerMols]

Wish I had $10K sitting around because if you need a market you’re looking @ her, I’m the Retail Queen

[Mols 🌱 @farmerMols]

Any metrics on apps for the weed program in Delaware? I’m dying to hear who gets anointed/appointed/approved

[Mols 🌱 @farmerMols]

These stalk bundles smell musty and are growing mold. Let’s put the ones we just fucking cut on top.

[Mols 🌱 @farmerMols]

For what I pay these fucks they should be capable of rocket surgery but I can’t even get them to fuckin merchandize things properly

[Mols 🌱 @farmerMols]

Soon.

[NYFarmer @NYFarmer]

My neighbor shut down her vegetable stand, sold the cows. Pastures are converted to renting out for soybeans, garden just enough for one.

[Mols 🌱 @farmerMols]

Like does “afternoon” not mean after 12pm anymore? Because it’s 10:45am and I’m looking at this bitch’s car

[Mols 🌱 @farmerMols]

I must have STUPID tattooed across my fuckin forehead

[Mols 🌱 @farmerMols]

I literally. Don’t. Even. Care-uhhhhhh!!!!!!

[Mols 🌱 @farmerMols]

Disillusioned before 7am.

[Mols 🌱 @farmerMols]

Update. This is why I was there.

[Mols 🌱 @farmerMols]

Why am I here

[Mols 🌱 @farmerMols]

Damn Gina

[Mols 🌱 @farmerMols]

No one:
The owner of this platform: it’s “~*eksssssss*~” now

[Mols 🌱 @farmerMols]

Leave it to a man to tell me the cracked sink is just a scratch.

[Mols 🌱 @farmerMols]

Why is Mr. Mulch selling pumpkins? Why is Crazy Frank selling pumpkins? Why is Thousand Acre Wedding Venue selling pumpkins? Why is the Christmas tree farm selling pumpkins? Why am I selling pumpkins??????

[Mols 🌱 @farmerMols]

The “people you may know” section of Facebook Cracks me UP