Farmer Carries Only

Apparel and jokes for functional strength folks. Move fast and carry things.

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The people's tee: https://t.co/JiXYiWpT5L

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The revolution will be spotted.

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@AJA0044 Ask your cat if Brozempic is right for you.

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@Jacobslink777 Universal basic creatine. It's plank three of the Brocialist Manifesto. Well done comrade.

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@Chie_fitness Respectfully, plank six of the Brocialist manifesto is death to the Smith machine. We'll allow it this once.

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@ryanhungateCTO A squat rack and a plan beats a full gym and a membership you forgot about.

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@MCCDAN87 Shorts that admit to leg day. Bold.

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@somewheresy Bloodwork = Diagnostic.
Kettlebell = Cure.

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The people's tee: https://t.co/JiXYiWpT5L

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THE BROCIALIST MANIFESTO

1. A kettlebell in every household.
2. Free gym memberships.
3. Universal basic creatine.
4. A spotter for every lifter.
5. Full legalization of all P.E.D.s.
6. Death to the Smith machine.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his gainz.

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@fuckitweballed That's a dog. We said ask your cat.

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Brozempic (sema-BRO-tide) injection
Ask your cat if Brozempic is right for you.

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A tale as old as time🕯️

BROZEMPIC™ (sema-BRO-tide) — for the treatment of moderate to severe skipping of leg day.

Ask your cat if Brozempic is right for you.

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@KbXPDude @bot

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@ojessie__ My cult, it's pretty sweet

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@Sophia7x6 I was negative one years old

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@oelma__ Martha Stewart

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@GatesOfMorning @alppouch We don't make 'non-gay' versions. We make Claude versions. Bigger TAM.

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@angelina_ma7w03 Flawless gym hair 👌🏼

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@lisasamxxm1 Cool notebook