The Farmer

beleaguered husbamd @fakeannvoskamp. likes steak, quiet time, root beer. dislikes beans, family pgoto shoots, typinng . parody

[The Farmer @farmervoskamp]

NO

[San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle]

Members get pristine, beautifully speckled beans, yes.

But there’s a lesser known perk of joining: access to what one member described as “the nicest, happiest place on the internet.”

https://t.co/jYmkm4mIyV

[The Farmer @farmervoskamp]

Beanss

[The Farmer @farmervoskamp]

would jsutike to say i am NOT repsonsible for whatever happened with the beams

[The Farmer @farmervoskamp]

so am i but you don't see anyon writingg articles about me
https://t.co/0xa0ZTv3Cf

[The Farmer @farmervoskamp]

Not a big dramatic announcement, but I'm not going to be updating this account any more. Don't want anyone panicking that it's disappeared so I'll leave this & @fakeannvoskamp up. It's been fun, I just don't have the time or energy any more! Thanks for all the laughs and lentils.

[The Farmer @farmervoskamp]

i am alive but lentil seasno has been hard

[The Farmer @farmervoskamp]

Still no stakes #MyTwitterAnniversary

[The Farmer @farmervoskamp]

@bkben3 @robin_3080 @fakeannvoskamp Can we get brugers

[The Farmer @farmervoskamp]

The highlihhy of Christmas day 😱😱😱😱

[The Farmer @farmervoskamp]

SPOLIER ALERT do not buy the advent calender from my wif's electronic mercantile it is just 25 different kinds of bean behind heach door

[The Farmer @farmervoskamp]

OHG reat https://t.co/BZ3Qa0wrkr

[The Farmer @farmervoskamp]

ENDROSED https://t.co/sBLx0J0gmf

[The Farmer @farmervoskamp]

@JoelNotJoel I cannot give awya my secrets

[The Farmer @farmervoskamp]

Convrerting my barn to voskamls house of prok chops all are welcome

[The Farmer @farmervoskamp]

NOT endrosed https://t.co/MFm6rGHwLd

[The Farmer @farmervoskamp]

Ery morning I pour my thermoss out in the fields and now my c eops are dying https://t.co/bgFO8viTaU

[fake ann voskamp @fakeannvoskamp]

Yea, granular dark is my patented new coffee substitute (sourced from organic powdered toasted lentils) https://t.co/wPr1xJJ27t

[The Farmer @farmervoskamp]

Almost straved to desth during lent

[The Farmer @farmervoskamp]

3 years in camadian heck #MyTwitterAnniversary

[The Farmer @farmervoskamp]

how longa ountil i may have donuts again @fakeannvoskamp

[The Farmer @farmervoskamp]

@memesofgrace @bkben3 @fakeannvoskamp thnak God