Introducing Claude Managed Agents: everything you need to build and deploy agents at scale.
It pairs an agent harness tuned for performance with production infrastructure, so you can go from prototype to launch in days.
Now in public beta on the Claude Platform.
A routine all you can eat sushi lock in session and @deobfuscately casually mentions he got featured in an article…
>Its a full feature expo in WSJ
>used cat memes to socially engineer
>reverse engineered their backdooor
>pivoted that into mapping ~2M infected res proxy devices
>caught it midterms week
>notified relevant authorities
>U.S DoJ brings charges and shouts him out
>kimwolf gets kneecapped
>back to spicy tuna like nothing happened