farrahjean

I party like its 1999. I am America’s next top model. I dance w/ the stars. I bake 30 min brownies in 20 mins flat. I sleep once a day. Basically...I rock.

[farrahjean @farrahgwin]

@KarenKilgariff 😂😂

[farrahjean @farrahgwin]

We must protect @chelseahandler at all costs. This woman is amazing!

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Some asshole’s get better. Some just stay the same. ⁦@piersmorgan⁩

[farrahjean @farrahgwin]

@henrykleeKTVU @Uber @SFPD @KTVU These females are ratchet.

[farrahjean @farrahgwin]

Call me crazy but staging your own kidnapping to get a day off from work is most likely a strong indication you are in the wrong line of work #Kidnapped #Kidnapping #grownassblog #twitchstream #trending #modi_job_do #PS5 #bigbrothernlbe

[farrahjean @farrahgwin]

@NASA_never The wildfires in California were started by lasers shooting from the sky 😐 I lost my house in one of those fires and there were no lasers 🤦🏼‍♀️

[farrahjean @farrahgwin]

Good Job backpedaling there Senator. This should save your reputation for sure 🙄 #TedCruzRESIGN #CruzResign #CruzFailedTexas #CancunCruz #VoteHimOut #TexasStrong

[Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz]

#TexasStrong

[farrahjean @farrahgwin]

❤️ #Kaepernick

[Niners Nation @NinersNation]

Alex Smith: I think Kaepernick was ahead of his time https://t.co/NpwMP3R03y

[farrahjean @farrahgwin]

😐 why? The internet really makes people the worst versions of themselves. #grownassblog #Biden #BidenAdministration #ChampionsLeague #ChampBiden #potus

[TMZ @TMZ]

President Biden's Dog, Champ, Mocked & Called Ugly on Newsmax https://t.co/y92t5W2N9a

[farrahjean @farrahgwin]

#kitty #fosterkitten #fosteringsaveslives #AdoptDontShop #AdoptDontBuy #pounce #pouncegameonfleek #grownassblog #catsofcoffeypark #CatsOfTwitter #trending #cat #dogs #TCMParty

[farrahjean @farrahgwin]

@DollyParton is a mood. ❤️

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Parton is thinking about her fans. https://t.co/61ZbiGSWUB

[farrahjean @farrahgwin]

Still relevant AF

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I answer the frequently asked question, "Why are you atheist and not agnostic?"

[farrahjean @farrahgwin]

I am writing a #VictimImpactStatement from the 2017 #tubbsfire. My attorney told me it would be hard but I thought it would be #nobigdeal. One hour in... I’m balling my eyes out. I’ve still have a lot of #healing to do.

[farrahjean @farrahgwin]

I’d be upset too... read the room, dude... not a good time for a vacay 🙄

[NPR @NPR]

The Texas Democratic Party is calling on Sen. Ted Cruz to resign or be expelled from office after he flew to Cancun in the middle of a deadly winter storm that has left millions of Texans without water and electricity.
https://t.co/EPOvXHNmGf

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Cruz blasted California's electricity policy when that state faced blackouts. Now now his own state is in the same boat. https://t.co/TawdknVxTP

[farrahjean @farrahgwin]

😂

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

babe what’s wrong? you’ve hardly embodied my idealized version of you today

[farrahjean @farrahgwin]

Sounds familiar... 😐

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Overheard: "Has Texas attempted to rake the snow to prevent power outages? Such poor land management."

[farrahjean @farrahgwin]

@mercnews I thought the guy on the left had no arm 😂

[farrahjean @farrahgwin]

@iBo3Dna2 This makes me nervous

[farrahjean @farrahgwin]

@TheRealOJ32 @49ers I forgot about OJ 😂 #ohyeah

[farrahjean @farrahgwin]

Okay, hear me out...#tacotuesday but on #monday There is something there, I can just feel it! #Dont_Call_Me #DowningStreetBriefing #NiteFlirt #DiaMirza #nrkmgp #PresidentsDay #gomoramzansi