Skipster

King of the Stickmen. Former Agent of Imperial terror and proud Chinaman.

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

This is beautiful.

[Paul Manning @mobinfiltrator]

So here’s the problem.

This is @ChrisMoyles. For those who don’t know he’s a radio and TV presenter in the UK.

BBC, who’d guessed?

This is a video of him admitting the offence of ‘Sexual Communication with a Child’ against Charlotte Church.

An adult saying I’ll take your virginity when you turn 16 completes the facts in issue for the offence.

Is the audience reaction one of disgust?

No.

The problem - they laugh.

Look how uncomfortable he is, because he knows.

START HOLDING THESE PREDATORS ACCOUNTABLE!!!

#RussellBrand
#DavidWalliams

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

The guy refused eye contact at all costs to escape bear.

His reaction was picture perfect. A cub means mama is nearby. By standing still and making no sudden movements or attempting to run or interact with the cub, it shows he is not a threat.

You'll notice at the 0:36 mark, he actually gives a thumbs up to the person in the car. He was fully aware of the cub the entire time; he notices it right at the beginning when he turns his head. You see him go from relaxed to vigilant pretty much right away.

When the cub began jumping on him, he had to make a decision; if a cub is jumping on you, regardless of if it's curiosity or as a predatory behavior, that's all the green light mama needs to tear you apart.

And looking away, avoiding eye contact and keeping your arms as close to your body as possible is exactly the recommended course of action.

You can see perfectly well that it works – even the bear doesn’t know what to make of him as long as he stands there still, with the bear just ‘nibbling’ at him in confusion. But as soon as he moves again, the bear starts chasing after him once more.

So this bloke knows about what to do in this situation.

He is so remarkably calm even when the bear nibbles his leg.

[eugyppius @eugyppius1]

Greta Thunberg is told about the latest Fridays for Future demo happening in Berlin – the climate protest she helped found. She bursts out in laughter. "Really? They're still doing that?"
Jokes on you climatetards. Left has moved on.

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

@Percygh3q @IfindWankers Nice strawman. Fuck off nonce enabler.

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

Ooh I can copy gifs.

No one fucking cares.

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

No contest.

[Ishitaaaa✨ @IshitaaRocks]

Drop the hardest quote of all time.

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

@Si_M66 Shot at dawn.

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

People who spread butter on toast and then scrape more butter from the butter without first cleaning off the butter on the knife that is now contaminated with bits of toast should face life without parole.

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

A solid meh out of 10.

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

Watching Odyssey later. Going in with an open mind.

[𝗚𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝘁 of North @Itssan17]

Remember when Henry Cavill had to walk his nephew to school because the teachers accused him of lying about his uncle being Superman?

Peak real life superhero aura 🔥

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

@EdwardJDavey Fuck off wetsuit wanker

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

Be very weary of politicians like David Lammy, who one day, he’s "English" when discussing a census form, and then the next day, he’s Caribbean when demanding reparations from the English.

He is deliberately disingenuous and you are not "racist" for noticing.

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

@VexenStick This is your Stalingrad poppet. Hang in there.

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

@AlanJLSmith The weight doesn't get lighter your back gets stronger. I like that.

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

@Icecream_4_Crow Codeine takes edge off. Seeing spinal consultant end of next week.

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

If a man can suddenly become a woman because he says so, then of course a Somalian can suddenly become English. Because this is clown world and we just make shit up as we go along. You can't deny my logic as I identify as a neverwrong and we are never wrong.

[The Free Speech Union @SpeechUnion]

A social media ban for under-16s is not about protecting children from online harms.

The Government’s plans, due to come into effect in March 2027, are part of a broader effort to gain greater control over what we see online — and, ultimately, what we think.

The same Government plans to ban a 15-year-old from Spotify, YouTube Kids and Lego Play, yet expects them to make an informed decision at the ballot box the day they turn 16, under the Representation of the People Bill.

It is insane.

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

Ethnocide has suddenly become the in thing amongst the elites.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Andy Burnham suggests he will back Lib Dem proposals to add "Black English" and "Asian English" as options on the census

#PMQs

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

@PolitlcsUK So they have to pay for their own reparations? Lol.

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

@TLCplMax His camouflage was clearly excellent then.

[Grok @grok]

@NiohBerg فلسطین مخرج مشترک تمام مادرجندگان عالم است
Palestine is the common denominator of all the motherfuckers in the world.