That's a farse

Just the boys throwing out farse facts and beauty tweets, it's all for the fans. Previous education at Hogwarts school of magic

[That's a farse @Farsiology101]

Bad morning breath? My penis is conveniently the size of an average TicTac #ladies

[That's a farse @Farsiology101]

I've licked and sealed over 3000 envelopes... This week.. Think about that #ladies #toughtongue

[That's a farse @Farsiology101]

I'm not sayin that broad is a slut, but she's got more kills than Hitler #farse

[That's a farse @Farsiology101]

BACON: reason number 2 why I get out of bed every morning. Reason number 1 is to take a number 2

[That's a farse @Farsiology101]

Not getting my coffee in the morning is like not getting a broad wet before we have sex. Its gunna be a rough ride #addiction

[That's a farse @Farsiology101]

Waitress: "all done with that plate?" Me: "no, I planned on snorting the left over syrup" come on #fio

[That's a farse @Farsiology101]

If there is brail porno for blind people, is that considered four play? #blindtreats #farse

[That's a farse @Farsiology101]

Broads are either chill as fuck and mediocre looking or an absolute rocket and crazier than a soup sandwich. #fact #bringonthecrazies

[That's a farse @Farsiology101]

I'm so broke even my wallet has a cast #farse

[That's a farse @Farsiology101]

I'd have a cumback for that chirp, but if I wanted my cum back id scrape it off your moms teeth

[That's a farse @Farsiology101]

Just pooped my pants on the elevator, I'm taking this shit to the next level

[Cheesycheddarchad69 @stinkybutt69]

Pissed about my phone breaking, really loved that LG Chocolate. Although it'll be nice tweeting from this wifi-enabled iPhone 3! #dutchman

[Cheesycheddarchad69 @stinkybutt69]

I just quit yesterday so I don't want to buy a pack, but if anyone has a smoke for ol cheddar I wouldn't say no #idontsmoke

[That's a farse @Farsiology101]

#EatenAlive this anaconda is probably a spitter not a swallower #fuckpaul

[That's a farse @Farsiology101]

@PaulRosolie sharpen ur knife one more time or estimate another 25ft anaconda and I'm gunna lose my fucking shit #fuckpaul

[That's a farse @Farsiology101]

Is your name snow? Because you look like you need to get plowed #wantsnow #powpow

[That's a farse @Farsiology101]

When I hear a funny joke after a cup of coffee and a dart #paulcoffee #dartonium

[That's a farse @Farsiology101]

Went hunting for twerkys at the club last night, found a couple gobblers #gobble #HENScangobbletoo

[That's a farse @Farsiology101]

I'm a big fan of cider. Can't wait to get a fresh dickens cider tomorrow night #dickenscider