Emily

A SCHEMING, TRASH GOBLIN!!!

[Emily @fart_ley]

People kept calling me Fartley bc it rhymes with my last name and they all thought they were the first. So I made it my own and now it’s not anyone’s joke but mine. #PowerMove

[Nyrae @TemiXo_1]

"The baby you abOrtEd could've cured cancer."

So could the women you kept in the kitchen, denied education, autonomy, and basic human rights. You didn't care about them either.

[fifi❤️ @RefilweSeboko]

I believe children should have parents who want them. So when a woman says she doesn’t want kids, y’all should probably leave her alone. Just saying.

[Emily @fart_ley]

@Christy4Change I’ve never been told no to ordering from the kids menu (I also realize I have a child’s face as my profile pic but I can assure you I’m an adult)

[Maryam @hell_line0]

If women 35 and older who get pregnant are "geriatric pregnancies," then girls 18 and younger who get pregnant should be called pediatric pregnancies mainstream rather than adolescent pregnancies.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

A girl is pregnant at 13 and everyone debates abortion. Nobody debates why a grown man felt entitled to her body.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

if you raped someone in 2013 and they chose to speak on it today, you're still a rapist. “that was mad long ago” is not a plea deal

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Gavin Newsom just announced that California will be the first state to join the World Health Organization.

This is in direct defiance of Donald Trump, who just pulled the United States out of the organization.

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

You can’t detain a 5 year old child.

If a masked man grabs a kid off the street and puts him in an unmarked car… that’s kidnapping.

If that child is then sent to another state? That’s trafficking.

Language matters here.

What happened to Liam Ramos should outrage us all.

[Queer Latifah ✨ @TheAfrocentricI]

I too would retire from the company that left me up in space for 9 months when I was only supposed to be there for 8 days.

[Emily @fart_ley]

Please stop trauma dumping your 2025 on me. Xoxo

[Tim @trouble_man90]

You should have voted for the normal lady with the economics degree instead of the evil fascist.

[Emily @fart_ley]

Not me thinking I was ghosted but in reality I just didn’t see a text for nearly 3 months. #humbled

[Emily @fart_ley]

Taylor Swift and Aubrey Plaza appearing on podcasts within a week of each other has me questioning if I’m alive

[Grace @gracecamille_]

are there other pics like this? I am compiling

[Ashley Nicole Moss @AshNicoleMoss]

this is exactly why relationships ended over voting for this man … and why it was always “that deep”

[Alvaro Bedoya @BedoyaUSA]

There’s schools in New Mexico open 4 days a week bc they can’t afford Friday. Schools in Baltimore close when it’s too hot bc they cant afford AC. In whole counties in South Dakota people die a decade before everyone else. But there’s always money for bombs. Alway money for bombs

[Emily @fart_ley]

@coastalmom I used to watch a toddler boy who always had 3 bruises across his forehead from falling 3 directions, consistently. I saw him toddle and fall while his mother gasped enough times that there was zero concern of anything but gravity being his biggest enemy. 😂

[Jamie @jlew8]

today is a great day for the chronically online sickos, of which I consider myself to be a proud member

[𝔩𝔲𝔫𝔞.𝔥𝔩 @lobotomy_user]

theres a long standing method for resolving the political tension right now, and i shouldnt have to spell it out

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

how it feels trying not to miss a good joke right now