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Downhill with the wind behind me...

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FOOTLONG(tm)

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Floury cheeks.

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Pokey egg.

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Rich clap. Smells of gusto.

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Irish stew. Hot broth.

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Grease trap. Vegetarian.

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Just heard an Australian barking toad on the balcony.

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Dawn chorus. Smells like fibre deficiency.

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Brown trout.

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Lowering a length of bum-rope to a chorus of angry hissing. Smells of grease.

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Power steamer.

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LONG BLACK.

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What's better than a silent Fart at a party? A fart that smells of hot, untreated sewage.

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Hot loaf windmill.

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All the air circulating around this car has been up my bum at some point. Hot egg.

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Country motorway egg.

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Just let a particularly unhealthy one go in the car. Blamed it on the countryside. Everyone believes me.

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Bread-crumb trail... If I get lost, just follow my nose back home.

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The Works(tm).

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Ranch dressing(tm).