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my notes app but make it viral

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Thinking about how Grace said that Desi looks like his name should be Turks and Caicos 🤣🤣🤣

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@maevesey Who is Marie kondo

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@soupinacan15 Hahahahahahahhaha hahahahhaahhahahahah fuck

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@soupinacan15 That and Japan

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hire @monkieboob for all your road trip dj needs she's on fire

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@soupinacan15 And we have don't you remember our horror movie starring Lila and Blake Flippin

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So hungover I feel like only spaghettios with hotdogs can save me at this point

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@soupinacan15 Yeah and none of em wanna work they all gonna be unemployed influencers selling temu slop online

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@monkieboob No but my right nostril has been producing some evil boogers in the morning so let me know if you receive any good tips

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7 minutes in heaven but it’s just me snoozing my alarm in the morning

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@soupinacan15 Hahhaahhahahahahahgah

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(I just bombed my stats final and am feeling bad about it)

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I’m not meant to crunch numbers I’m meant to smoke crack and munch on sack

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Like why are we storing it like this it’s giving Missouri cheese vault

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Found myself oddly concerned with nuclear energy and nuclear waste this morning

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@monkieboob Yassss 🐞🫛💕🍳💯🔥💃🏼🐞🚀

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Yassssss handkerchief bring back handkerchief

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Ozempic this Ozempic that I’m tired of this grandpa when are they going to release the Ozemthicc pill

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@soupinacan15 You callin me soft hands

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NO pedialyte is not just for pedophiles and babies