Legen “Wait For It” Dary

0 time sex haver, two time ass slapper of the wrong girl in the bar, ∞ time beer drinker

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Bugs be called fly but got no fit on 🤨

[Legen “Wait For It” Dary @FartFartDerp]

I fucking hate flies “oh let me go into this room that I’ll most definitely die in because there’s no way out” fucking retards I hate you

[Legen “Wait For It” Dary @FartFartDerp]

Shout out urinal cakes

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#HavingSomeBeers #WakingUpWithMorningWoodAndRubbingOneOut

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with red lights

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“Sip O Sunshine” for me, “Puke O Darkeness” for any Miller light in the cape. #Expand