Fartingale Strategy

anus sommelier, testicle investor

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[Fartingale Strategy @fartingale_]

watch eunuchs castrate themselves and chill

[Quantavius Nutsack @dirtyharrypussy]

My sack smells unbelievably rancid

[Fartingale Strategy @fartingale_]

testicle

[camps @00premee]

Days better. Send it. Honkermog

[Fartingale Strategy @fartingale_]

fuck you higher

[Fartingale Strategy @fartingale_]

it was always testicle

[Fartingale Strategy @fartingale_]

@DipWheeler she poop w that thing?

[Fartingale Strategy @fartingale_]

testicle is one of those tokens that people hate to see go up. cope and seethe on the timeline.

if I know anything about trenching, these kinds of tokens are the ones you want to be in

learn to buy what you hate. testiclemaxx

[cleatus @fartillions]

Sacklined eunuchs after rotating out of $testicle, immediately losing all of their money on a web2 shitter rugpull, and realizing they’re not only poor but also have no nuts

[Fartingale Strategy @fartingale_]

@bmerke1 timeline

[Fartingale Strategy @fartingale_]

Okay, great. Well, the reason for the call today, John, is something just came across my desk, John. It is perhaps the best thing I’ve seen in the last six months. If you have 60 seconds, I’d like to share the idea with you. You got a minute?

The name of the token $TESTICLE. It’s a memecoin on the Solana blockchain with heavy retail demand and the kind of volatility people pretend to hate. It’s already blown multiple backs out.

Now, right now, John, the token trades at fractions of a cent. And by the way, John, our testicular analysis indicates it could go a heck of a lot higher than that.

Your profit, on a mere $6,000 allocation, would be upwards of $600,000.

Now let me ask you this, John, are you willing to sack up?

[Fartingale Strategy @fartingale_]

those who sell the ant dip buy back the mountain

[Fartman Sacks @FartmanSacks]

A person I have known for more than ten years, who I consider trustworthy, is convinced the testicular economy will shortly experience a systemic and acute supply shortage. I don’t know anything concrete, but if I were underexposed, I would be concerned.

[Fartingale Strategy @fartingale_]

@DipWheeler don’t be shy papa

[Fartingale Strategy @fartingale_]

imagine jeeting your own balls only to buy them back at a higher price

[testicle @testicletoken]

the ticker is $testicle

[Fartingale Strategy @fartingale_]

your ancestors didn’t survive famine and war so you could paper hand the family sack