FartingDuck

Lots of hot air, not to be taken too seriously, but I'm deadly if I'm silent.

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Platner is out.
His plan for MADA
Make America Democratic Again
failed to recognize "We The People"
Could see right through the gaping hole in his logic.
Rebranding doesn't change fundamental thinking and tendencies.

[FartingDuck @FartingDuck]

There is comfort in knowing, no one gives a shit about what you think or feel.

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Quick, finish the Ballroom/Bunker!
Trump needs a place to hide !

[FartingDuck @FartingDuck]

Today the American President, embarrassed his "fellow citizens" like no president before him has ever done. It's time America you removed the Toddler in Chief!
Don't let him drag you down with him.

[FartingDuck @FartingDuck]

There's no such thing as common sense. The only thing all humans have in common is stupidity. Unfortunately... Common sense is a misnomer, like Artificial Intelligence.

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Absurdism has replaced Conservatism in America.

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America used to celebrate Independence Day.
Now you worship a dependence on a leader that is isolating and destroying you.

[FartingDuck @FartingDuck]

Don Quixote is famous for two things. Tilting at windmills, and his insanity.
Can anyone think of another Don famous for those two things?

Hint: starts with "T" ends in "ump".

[FartingDuck @FartingDuck]

Dumold J Trump just surrendered to Iran. What a birthday present to give yourself. An admission of impotence.

[FartingDuck @FartingDuck]

Iran declares victory over the US.
Naturally Dumold is going to lose his shit over this.

[FartingDuck @FartingDuck]

.@manitobahydro as long as you refuse to engage, I refuse to comply with your outrageous demands of submission.

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. @manitobahydro what happened to the complaint I made and asked to be escalated? Why has no one contacted me? Are you afraid your crooked ways will be exposed?

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Clearly the Apache helicopter is not so advanced that the obliterated Iranians couldn't take one out.
#TrumpLies

[FartingDuck @FartingDuck]

Hoekstra needs to be removed.

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USDA grade A beef.
Now with more screw worms!!!

[FartingDuck @FartingDuck]

Fucking lunatics every last one of you.....fucking lunatics.

[FartingDuck @FartingDuck]

.@manitobahydro why are you choosing to provoke me and just what are you trying to accomplish?

[FartingDuck @FartingDuck]

. @manitobahydro I'm still waiting for a meaningful apology for the harassment and stress you are continuing to impose on me.

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If your last name rhymes with Dump, you shouldn't be calling people garbage and Trumping yourself.

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Well some might think there's a connection between Maple Maga separatists and child predators... just sayin'.
https://t.co/Fb6CcieY8Q