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@radleybalko Board member Kayte Campbell expressing astonishment that anyone would *somehow* think corporal punishment was on the table.

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@radleybalko There’s a special school board meeting going on right now, with a hand-picked discipline panel, including the Sheriff. He hasn’t spoken yet - live stream here: https://t.co/xaEFZgBABF

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@damnyouwillis He who shotted it, squatted it.

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@thegiamonster See also: macroclitoris

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Never gets old. #MuellerChristmas https://t.co/UebxwSQxFm

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@choochoobear Our public school health classes do a terrible job of demystifying the male period. So many horrific misconceptions.

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@Jschmuck2 @Popehat Weird that everyone is jumping on this 6-month-old tweet of, at best, B-grade Tea Party dipshittery. Has Dinesh D'Souza said nothing today?

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Conspiracy Theories: helping the gullible feel clever since time immemorial. https://t.co/tq4xUhv9NU

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@scalzi Wish they’d lead with “Former VJ”. Reminds us her political credentials are on par with Jenny McCarthy’s medical background.

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@jonrosenberg Yes. They are reasonable people with a healthy self-awareness and sense of decency.

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@kayhanley "covfefe"… Damn it.
Why didn't they refill that?
Butler! More Charmin!

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@scalzi So go with “EIN Kampf”.

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@scalzi Yep. Still find myself saying “Maybe I’ll shut up and listen now” later than I’d have liked. A good phrase to get comfortable with.

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Ah, I see. He “used to feel uncomfortable being the only white guy in a room, but… not any more.”

Well, then. Glad that’s sorted out.

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Latter: “Want to hear my experience?” Former: “No, because it doesn’t make sense to me.”

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Listening to a (white) guy get mad at his (black) friend for not agreeing that racism is over.

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@ErikaMoen I like that it seemed important to censor the drawing of the *real* dong, but not the drawing of the fake dong.

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@jmooallem @StarleeKine Non-zero chance that tapes are produced, but Comey sounds a *lot* like John Miller.

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@Popehat What happens when he learns what Putin really thinks of him? All this effort to impress Vlad, then you learn you’re his Chris Christie…

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Reminder that people who yell “SJW!” are fragile snowflakes, afraid they might die if criticized. All this over *code*. /CC @newser