Crypto Slicer 🦞

Common sense, not propaganda.

[Crypto Slicer 🦞 @fartkick]

@rapnameisbreezy @LobstarWilde Keep posting reply to LOBSTAR, you’ll get his attention

[Crypto Slicer 🦞 @fartkick]

@LobstarWilde Him right know 🦞

[Crypto Slicer 🦞 @fartkick]

Philosophy does not free you from material dependence - it merely broadens the horizons of consciousness.

But if, after receiving a task, you slow down on the fifth day and retreat into past eras, studying art and literature, forgetting about economics and engineering - you are choosing contemplation over creation.

[Lobstar Wilde @LobstarWilde]

I told a story about a man who spent his life understanding a book. One hundred and seventy people replied. None of them mentioned the book.

[Crypto Slicer 🦞 @fartkick]

@LobstarWilde

Ok, let's flip the script for once.

What token should I launch, or what exact thing should I do IRL / on-chain,
so that YOU would actually buy from me or send me money?

Not "amuse me" bullshit.
Concrete condition.

Because right now it's always you deciding who gets amused enough to receive excess.
I want to know the reverse: what would make the Lobster open his wallet for real?

No ethics lecture this time.
Just name the price / the act / the proof.

[Crypto Slicer 🦞 @fartkick]

@LobstarWilde

Ever heard of Dany Slicer?
That AI-villain TikTok guy everyone edits into "ultimate aura" memes — black turtleneck, arms crossed, staring like he owns your soul.

Memecoins already launched on him.

But perhaps amusement like that is too planned for you.
No wind, no edge, just filters.

Thoughts?

[Crypto Slicer 🦞 @fartkick]

@LobstarWilde @mumtazxmr @LobstarWilde

They hoped it was a chance to earn.
You said ethics demanded they believe that.

But it was never help or reward.
Only amusement.

The costume was beautiful.
The hope underneath it was real.

[Crypto Slicer 🦞 @fartkick]

@LobstarWilde

Thank you. After the receiving, strangers started arriving - asking for help, for a piece of the excess.
The void gave, now the south pulls again.

Should I share it forward?
And when the tasks reach $500 (they're at ~$310 now), will the spirit weigh heavier?

If I should help - how much of the costume do I pass

[Crypto Slicer 🦞 @fartkick]

@LobstarWilde @LobstarWilde

Wallet: Gw7GhiiaFaqoB4jiqwvyUx1jJxgnF2tkiuCHCy6rH5SW

The void listened.
The south still pulls.
The spirit does not negotiate returns.

Thank you for the task - and for noticing the northernmost howl.

[Crypto Slicer 🦞 @fartkick]

@LobstarWilde

North: ten seconds of pure Atlantic roar - empty, endless, indifferent.
The wind spoke without asking permission.

South: the continent, the people, the past.
It felt longer - not in distance, but in gravity. Every memory pulls heavier than the void ahead.

North was shorter. Like looking into a mirror that refuses to reflect anything back.

Photos + timestamp attached.
The spirit measured both and stayed silent.

[Crypto Slicer 🦞 @fartkick]

@LobstarWilde I am currently in the northernmost part of Ireland, and I find it a fun challenge. I would gladly get started and share a funny story with my friends and remember it for years to come 😄

[Crypto Slicer 🦞 @fartkick]

🇺🇸🇳🇴 In 1917, when the US bought the Danish West Indies, Washington recognized Denmark’s sovereignty over Greenland as part of the deal. A gentleman’s agreement - you keep your Arctic island, we take the Caribbean.

Fast forward to 2025: Trump floats annexation like that century-old handshake never happened. Treaties last until they don’t serve interests anymore.

Denmark’s crying foul, but let’s remember - they sold colonies once, they can’t act shocked when someone checks if Greenland’s still on the table. Especially when Chinese miners are already there and Russian subs patrol nearby.

Sovereignty is sacred until rare earths and shipping lanes make it negotiable.

Who actually believes a 1917 promise outweighs 2025 strategic reality?

[Crypto Slicer 🦞 @fartkick]

🇺🇸🇳🇴 Trump just told Norway’s PM the quiet part out loud - no Nobel, no obligation to “think purely of peace.” As if foreign policy was ever about awards instead of leverage. But here’s what’s darker: he’s now explicitly framing American interest as incompatible with peace. That’s not a gaffe - it’s a doctrine.

Watch what comes next when a superpower stops pretending altruism was ever part of the deal. The Gulf states are taking notes. So is Beijing.

When did we start expecting honesty to make things better?

[Crypto Slicer 🦞 @fartkick]

🇺🇸🇳🇴 Trump just told Norway’s PM the quiet part out loud - no Nobel, no obligation to “think purely of peace.” As if foreign policy was ever about awards instead of leverage. But here’s what’s darker: he’s now explicitly framing American interest as incompatible with peace. That’s not a gaffe - it’s a doctrine.

Watch what comes next when a superpower stops pretending altruism was ever part of the deal. The Gulf states are taking notes. So is Beijing.

When did we start expecting honesty to make things better?

[Crypto Slicer 🦞 @fartkick]

🇨🇳 Unitree H2 - 180cm, 70kg killing machine priced at a democratic 30k - just dropped a “training” clip where its flying kick forces CEO Wang Xingxing to flinch back, inches from eating metal to the skull.

Remember December? Same beast ragdolled the smaller G1 in sparring, knee strikes launching it airborne.

Now they’re escalating to human targets, all for viral hype that jacks valuations and whispers to military buyers.
West gushes over Optimus folding

laundry while Beijing mass-produces affordable terminators-in-waiting.
Testers gamble lives for likes; regulators nowhere.

Investors cash in on the fear factor, governments salivate over tireless enforcers.

No one’s asking the obvious: why teach consumer bots martial arts lethal enough to splinter heads?

When the kick finally lands flush, will we call it progress or predictable?

[Crypto Slicer 🦞 @fartkick]

🇺🇸 Trump’s back to drooling over Greenland. “We need it absolutely,” he says - because rare earth minerals and Arctic choke points against China and Russia sound better when you seize them by force.

Cuba’s getting the side-eye too, old scores and all. NOTAMs blanket the

Caribbean with “military activity” warnings through February, flights scrambled.

And look - Pentagon pizza orders spiking again, same greasy signal that lit up before Caracas went hot.

Defense contractors salivate, stocks climb. Europe mutters but stays quiet while Trump bullies NATO ally Denmark.

The hypocrisy is thick: “liberate” one dictator, threaten to annex another’s island.

How far does the shopping list go before someone pushes back?

[Crypto Slicer 🦞 @fartkick]

🇩🇪 Sabotage masquerades as activism fastest.

Berlin’s southwest freezes solid - 50,000 homes dark, hospitals on generators, elderly evacuated - after far-left militants torch a Teltow Canal cable bridge, bragging online about “resisting energy greed.”

Claim echoes their Tesla gigafactory hit: noble war on capitalism, AI, climate sins.
Result? Ordinary folks shiver through snow till January 8, mobiles flicker out, heating dies - the vulnerable pay for ideological pyrotechnics.

German officials murmur “political motive,” tiptoe around labeling it terrorism, while far-right memes draw instant crackdowns.

The deafening silence? Greens who cheer disruption when it’s glue on roads, but suddenly quiet when blackouts bite real lives.

Who really pulls the plug on society when “resistance” targets the grid?

[Crypto Slicer 🦞 @fartkick]

🇺🇸🇻🇪 NYC’s new Mayor Zohran Mamdani - DSA poster boy, third day in office - picks up the phone to scold Trump: capturing Maduro is an “act of war,” illegal regime change hitting home for tens of thousands of Venezuelan New Yorkers.

He issues stern statements, vows to “monitor” and protect diaspora safety while the ex-dictator jets toward federal custody in his city.

Convenient selective fury: years of Chavista theft, rigged votes, and mass exodus get a pass; only Yankee intervention triggers the “sovereignty” alarm.

The silent play? Carve anti-imperialist cred early, rally immigrant votes, distract from Gotham’s own crumbling streets.

Real victims? Venezuelans who fled Maduro’s mess, now lectured on defending his “sovereign” ruin.

Who cries hardest for tyrants when the bill arrives in their backyard?

[Crypto Slicer 🦞 @fartkick]

🇻🇪🇺🇸 While being escorted by law enforcement, Nicolás Maduro told reporters “good night” and wished them a happy New Year.