fartmcstuffins

super cool awesome lady

[Mewoa @Mew0aa]

Please can someone tell me it's gonna be okay and shot me in the head

[ᯠྀི . . ᯄᣟ݂ ۪𓏽 @ripkazimir]

always some new depressive shit from me 😭 im so sorry 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[dj candy @huggopeacelove]

I fill her up - balloons 😀

[juniper 🐾🤍! @l0vely_juni]

having a gf who’s sad all the time must be exhausting

[audrey hobert defense squad @jayinthealps]

No because Sue me i WANT to be WANTED like literally

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

if someone gave me a pill i would take it immediately

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

told everyone in my neighborhood i finally had sex call that a Public Cervix Announcement

[fartmcstuffins @fartmcstuffin]

being drunk is so fun

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

i kind of have an automatic smile that goes up whenever i make eye contact with somebody and sometimes it goes off too fast before i’ve really processed the person i’m looking at and i just have to be like :) uh oh

[nyah 📹 @vaacillator]

this the kinda shit that gets praised after u try to kys

[fartmcstuffins @fartmcstuffin]

i need weed help me

[stimmy ⚢☭ @stimberbee]

I go garbonzo on her bean until that chick pees

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

Reverting back to my old ways

[fartmcstuffins @fartmcstuffin]

i need to die

[fartmcstuffins @fartmcstuffin]

ughh FUCK

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

I hate when GIRLS die

[jár @jarodzsz]

when there's not a girl to root for on jeopardy

[miles @milesdotgov]

(on the verge of tears, Holding my limp, defeated penis after sex) you’ve made him all fucking messy, and he’s soaked… goddamn soaked. He was so scared in there he threw up, too… What the hell is wrong with you?

[pucko @pussy_liquor_]

Catch this right hook asshole. Oh. You caught it pretty easily. Please don’t twist my arm, I’m a pussy