fartcoin's up 70% in a couple days and no one's saying anything.
I was able to create the best $fartcoin stonks pair ever.
Ladies and gentlemen:
A real fart in a jar paired with $fartcoin.
Trespassing the synthetic world of fake pairs, bridging the REAL world's ASSets onto the chain in a new frontier way of understanding the term itself.
This jar will be put for auction on eBay listings as the first tokenized fart ever to be released by a butthole.
$FART