Dr. Uncle Farts

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@Canes Rooting for Carolina and huge fan of Rod but sheesh the social media team makes me want this team to crash and burn so bad

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@AndyHolloway Brissett might have 5300 yards this year!! His week 6 to week 14 numbers from 2025 are off the charts! 2016 to 2024 didn’t even happen that was basically covid

Cc @JasonMoore @FFHitman

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@JasonMoore when will the Felix model hit the UDK app?

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@PenguinsJesus Flyers in 6

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@yinzzzerr He should have made one more save

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@PenguinsJesus Keep it flowing buddy

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@PenguinsJesus Sick dude have fun watching the next core in Kansas City

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@Philip_McKinley @penguins For the Penguins fans in the comments: in 5 years enjoy the Blue Jackets or the Kansas City Penguins

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@yinzzzerr Wasn’t this 15 years ago where Kimmo about 37 years old and Letang picked out the oldest guy on the ice?

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@JasonMoore This is so smart. If the jets drafted lemon and stowers we’d be drooling over this new jets offense. If the eagles drafted cooper and sadiq id probably become a cardinals fan

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@FregMcSucc @spittinchiclets I saw a dude recently barely break stride after getting a stick to the teeth

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@Roach22pr @PeteBlackburn I never knew how to think about Tippett til this point. This is perfect

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@MonolithicFilm @elicmyballs @PhilaFanCentral I think you’re gonna be alone on this one kid - none of us logical Philly fans feel this way

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@shrppanjeamerik They might need 3 to 4 more teams before they have one relevant at sports

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@RearAdBsBlog Old man wants hockey team to invent new color so it’s not the same as his team

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@Steppelord445 @wyshynski Go larp in Rome there’s probably some silver left hanging back there for you

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@kurtisgabriel_ Did the Nolan Patrick stuff have anything really to do with Gudas at all? Or are you just upset he clocked you with a hockey play gone bad after you cheap shot him from behind and found a way to weasel it into your story?

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@NiqBets26 A mere 1 day ago team USA hockey defeated team Canada hockey for a gold medal

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@JesseJcrypt0 @cooltechtipz This dipshit is locked out of his own home at the moment

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@PhilaFanCentral Hey eagles fan central, eagles fan here. Josh Allen wins this Super Bowl and the next 5 Super Bowl if he’s the eagles QB. Let’s not throw stones in this glass house