oncetree

Oh hi, thanks for checking in I'm
🎵STILL A PIECE OF GARBAGE 🎵

[oncetree @fartsfarting]

My biggest flex is having done the covid test 3 times and getting different results everytime. At least I don't have to worry about getting it again anytime soon.

[oncetree @fartsfarting]

@ana_crustina99

[oncetree @fartsfarting]

Day 18 of quarantine: I've lost my goddamn mind. I'm neither happy nor sad, not angry or worried, just crazy. Spikes of energy crazy. Dancing in the bathroom crazy. Tweeting something crazy. I shall soon update you on my departure of this god forsaken house or my prolonged stay

[oncetree @fartsfarting]

@ana_crustina99 That's a new low and you know it...

[oncetree @fartsfarting]

@ana_crustina99 This some good english

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Milo and Oakley. Sometimes Milo requires a booty pillow, and Oakley is always there for him. 14/10 for both

[oncetree @fartsfarting]

@ana_crustina99

[Lee Trott @MC372]

The PERFECT demo for kids as to why soap is SO IMPORTANT and EFFECTIVE from an elementary school teacher, SOUND ON: (h/t u/beep_boop_doot)

[miiyauwu | 🦋@miiya.page @PearlteaRizzy]

Millennials and Gen Z: dying from depression, homelessness, nonliving wages, mass shootings, poor healthcare, etc

Boomers: Walk it off, snowflakes.

Millennials and Gen Z: *calls coronavirus Boomer Remover*

Boomers: NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS HOW DARE YOU PEOPLE ARE DYING

[Du @dudaabineder]

Tentem ter um grupo como o meu e falhem
🇺🇦🇧🇷🇵🇹🇦🇴🇪🇦

[oncetree @fartsfarting]

@buggi_pt Puto não, foi quando tirei a carta

[oncetree @fartsfarting]

Sinto-me oficialmente uma adulta

[oncetree @fartsfarting]

@ana_crustina99 Noice

[natbalda @natbalda]

quick question: does anyone know if 2020 has any other months or is it just january?

[oncetree @fartsfarting]

A minha respiração é um porta a ranger

[Hozier @Hozier]

Excited to share my new track, #JackbootJump which is the first taste of new music coming early next year. Thank you for letting me share it with you at these shows if you caught it. Much love!

🎸 https://t.co/Q9WDI4w3xN

[oncetree @fartsfarting]

Bem pessoal só quero avisar que hoje uma criança cuspiu-me uma unha e foi nojento e arrependo-me de aceitar este emprego