Ruby RedDress 📎🌈 🇺🇸

may cause drowsiness, confusion, blurred vision. please consult your veterinarian

[K.Diallo ☭ @nyeusi_waasi]

Every day, a child in the Congo is sacrificed so that the empire of consumerism can keep its engines running, feeding off the blood of the oppressed to power your endless devices.

[Ruby RedDress 📎🌈 🇺🇸 @fartsimsure]

@best_brain_toys @statnews Yeah! Anyone who buys junk food or a pop should go straight to jail! Especially the kids, how else can they possibly learn? Good thing you only have health food in your cupboards and never buy starbucks!

[💚Stucco and the Rascally raccoon sidekick Bandit @Stuccoman1]

Raymond has been a resident here for several years. He's a small, shy, awkward kind of guy and he has never disappeared before. He left all of his belongings and we are very worried. He's my friend. If anyone in the Dallas and surrounding areas sees or has seen him, please

[Ruby RedDress 📎🌈 🇺🇸 @fartsimsure]

me: you know how i'm stupid and bad at stuff and shouldn't be around people?
Mum: "Yes."

[Ruby RedDress 📎🌈 🇺🇸 @fartsimsure]

I'm wearing 2 pairs of pants, 2 sweaters, 2 skirts, and 2 pairs of socks... I wonder if Fannee Doolee would be into this🤔

[Ruby RedDress 📎🌈 🇺🇸 @fartsimsure]

Alright, cover your ears so I can coarsely chop these carrots!

*swears like a sailor til the carrots blush*

[Ruby RedDress 📎🌈 🇺🇸 @fartsimsure]

last time i put my sign out either the wind or a people took it /: should i make another?

[Ruby RedDress 📎🌈 🇺🇸 @fartsimsure]

what kind of weirdo..... ?

[Ruby RedDress 📎🌈 🇺🇸 @fartsimsure]

I'm Jimmy Dean and I have an important message from beyond the grave: Eat My Sausage

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Just so we're clear, when Donald says, “I’ll keep women safe,” he really means, “I’ll control them.”

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I was forced to ride in the back of the bus. In my lifetime. There ain't as much distance from that shit as you think. Let's keep moving forward, y'all.

[Ruby RedDress 📎🌈 🇺🇸 @fartsimsure]

if i can never realistically achieve cartoon hair
i will have to settle for muppet hair

[Emily ™ @emily_tweets]

Having to put on a bra and pants is absolute bullshit

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

Historian @ruthbenghiat was invited to speak at the Naval Academy. Then she was uninvited. This is exactly what she's been warning about—caving in to the demands of authoritarian leaders, even before they're in place. Dangerous & shameful.

[Black, Blessed & Unbothered @MelanatedTalk]

When I think about the things our great grandparents, grandparents, fathers, mothers, aunties and uncles went through just to vote…there is NOTHING that can stop me from voting.
I thank them for fighting so I can have this privilege. They did it for #BlackAmerica!
#Vote

[Black, Blessed & Unbothered @MelanatedTalk]

@GregoryDuaneBr2 Wow! That’s what I’m talking about! I think we should all take our children and explain what this is about, how our ancestors literally died and how important this right is for them. Also teach them civics.

[Ruby RedDress 📎🌈 🇺🇸 @fartsimsure]

#TheTrueHorrorIs SODIUM

[Ruby RedDress 📎🌈 🇺🇸 @fartsimsure]

#TheTrueHorrorIs looking back on what could have been

[Ruby RedDress 📎🌈 🇺🇸 @fartsimsure]

#TheTrueHorrorIs Hagar

[Ruby RedDress 📎🌈 🇺🇸 @fartsimsure]

#TheTrueHorrorIs much scarier than the pretend kind

[portmanteau jones 🕊🌊🐈‍⬛ @SadlyCatless]

#TheTrueHorrorIs being allergic to fur